Curroupt a Wish

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but they're stale. (I don't know what Crispers are...but they sound like something that can go stale...)

I wish this turkey wasn't so dry

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's now soggy and tastes like it's been marinated in toilet water.



I wish Skippy would realize she can't win against me.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but...oh..wait...nope..not granted..SORRY!!!

I wish I could find my tongue ring.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's in the bottom of the toilet.



I wish I could think of more creative wishes.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but they're all corrupted anyway so it doesn't matter

I wish I could read minds

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It's a great book.

I wish today would end.

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but its Groundhog day, so you'll have to live it again, and again...

I wish for forum peace

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Now nothing interesting will happen on the forum ever again.

I wish for GSP to beat BJ Penn on the 31st of January.

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the loser wants to fight you on Feb 1


I wish to tickle Euphoricy into insanity for challenging NT

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but you are arrested for kidnapping and get to be real good friends with Tyrone in the shower.


I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked goo so I could call her..

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but the chick sent to you is Rosie O'donnell, and you are given a high chair, and $500 in Monopoly money

I wish I didn't have to eat are more leftovers, turkey overdose

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted all of have to eat is Pezz

I wish I could wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but when wish comes you, it is then corrupted upon touching

I wish for some pizza

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted 3000 lbs of pizza fallss out of the sky on top of your head.

I wish there were more people from TMF who lived within 100 miles of me.

 

[baldadonis]

Granted, 100 people from the TMF move into your house, and you never sleep again because of non-stop shrieking in your home.

I wish I had more four day weekends

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but you also now have 9-day work weeks.


I wish I could have pets in my place.

 

[Artoo]

Granted, but you also now have 9-day work weeks.


I wish I could have pets in my place.

Granted. But rather than conventional pets, they're computer viruses.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Free post HAHA!

I wish it was January.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's January 1956.



I wish I was more intelligent.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but you realize how dumb you've always been and kill yourself 😱

I wish I could take a nap

 

[ikaiyoo]

Grant you take a nap and are woken up by your manager and are fired

I wish I was 18 again

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - you quickly get arrested for having a fake ID.

I wish I was a Jedi but I could never be corrupted by the dark side

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But you lightsaber skills are no match for mine, and I am on the darkside so you die

I wish a good looking femake would teach me how to be a Lee (Never been one in my life)

DJ Tickler

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted -- too bad "femake" is a new slang word for a fake female

I wish I was more responsible

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You are now in charge of a sewage plant and make all the desicions relating to it

I wish a good looking female would teach me how to be a Lee (Never been one in my life)

DJ Tickler