Curroupt a Wish

[slacker2114]

Granted. But you can't make it.


I wish I hadn't just answered my phone. (got called into work, dammit)

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but for not answering they fired u

wish i could fall asleep

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You fall into a deep sleep and cannot be awakened until you're kissed by Gilbert Gottfried.


I wish my boss had given me more than a half hour notice like he did for all the other idiots I work with.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you only have 30 min and 1 second


I wish graveyard shift was eliminated from any workplace

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but all other shifts are eliminated and you will have to stand in the unemployment line.🙁




I wish that the weather stays nice for the weekend.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but you're too sick to go outside and enjoy it.


I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow morning.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You catch a cold tonight.

I really, really wish it was January 6th right now.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's January 6th........1742.



I wish I could make my problems disappear.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You disappear, end of problems 🙂

I wish more people would post in my online threads on TMF

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. The trolls flood your threads with nonsense.


I wish my friend's dog didn't have to be put down.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. I got nothing that isn't tasteless.

I wish life wasn't annoying.

Snail Shell

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - life no longer annoys you because you're dead 🙁

I wish I had some awesome TMFers to keep me company at work.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But we all start tickling you and because it distracts you from work, you loose your job

I wish I get ten new clients in the next ten days, all for different days

DJ Tickler

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted -- but then they all cancel!

I wish I didn't have to work.

 

[McNoodle]

Granted, but they'll be coming by tomorrow to disconnect your internet and cable tv.

I wish there was more sunlight during winter.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted -- but it's because you live in the other part of the world, and there's less sunlight during summer

I wish I didn't have so much energy at 4:30 in the morning!

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You fall sleep and only wake up, full of energy whe "Barney" comes on.


I wish I didn't have to get up this morning to go to work.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - you have to get up and come visit ME 😀

I wish I wasn't so bored and lonely at work 🙁

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. A bunch of crackheads show up to keep you company.



I wish the turkey was done.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - done and gone 🙁 No turkey for you.

I wish it was May - I'd have my degree, be done with school, done with this job, and it would be time for NEST!

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But there are no jobs in your field so you flip burgers at Wendy's and can't afford to go to NEST.


I wish I had more cool friends.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - all your friends are super cool - but then they realize you're a douchebag...and stop being your friend

I wish I could sleep right now - so sleepy!!!

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll never wake up

I wish to go to Disneyland

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted but so do 40,000,000,000,000 other people and as soon as you reach the front of line, they close..saying they've reached maximum capacity

I wish more people would post in my ask me anything thread

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It now has one more post.

I wish for Crispers...

Snail Shell