Curroupt a Wish

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - you meet when you've got half a load on, she tickles you silly and teaches all about being a good lee...then when you wake up hungover and exhausted with her snuggled up on top of your arm..you find out she's actually muskrat ugly...and you chew off your own arm to get away from her

I wish the most awesome TMFers ever were here to keep me company - work is so lonely!

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But they all tickle you, which is good until you are fired for bringing in people and not doing your work

I wish it was winter here

DJ Tickler

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - winter is....HERE 😛

I wisssshhh....that I could come up with a clever wish

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You think of it then forget it forever

I wish I was master of the universe

DJ Tickler

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - then you destroy it cause you fail

I wish to NOT post in this thread anymore tonight -- let us banter elsewhere 🙂

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- you resist posting here for 5 full minutes until me or one of us regular posters in this threat say something SOOOOO tempting you have to respond

I wish I was a master thief (Please note a master thief Never gets caught)

DJ Tickler

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - But while leaving your first heist you accidentally get hit by a bus

I wish life was as easy as it was when I was 9

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You have a 7pm curfew, are not allowed to eat sweets after dinner, and you always have parental figures telling you what to do.

I wish I had a boat

DJ Tickler

 

[Sanhael]

Granted, but you might need some paint... and some duct tape. Still, they've found the Titanic, so half the work is done!

I wish that I could get over my writer's block.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but the only thing you are inspired to write are the escape manuals in the seat pockets in airplanes.


I wish I had a cigarette right now

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted but you light the wrong end

I wish I didn't have to study

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you are given a lobotomy and dont have to do anything anymore but drool.

I wish I had a diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but..that's disgusting

I wish I had a REGULAR Dr. Pepper...with ice 😀

 

[Artoo]

I wish I had a REGULAR Dr. Pepper...with ice 😀

Granted, but due to inflation it's gonna cost you the GDP of a small country.

I wish I didn't have a massive cough anymore. 🙁

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Auww 🙁

Granted - but you got rid of it by gargling vinegar and toenails

I wish I didn't have to wait for the things I want

 

[Artoo]

Auww 🙁

Granted - but you got rid of it by gargling vinegar and toenails

I wish I didn't have to wait for the things I want

Seriously, if that got rid of my cough, I'd do it - it's pissing me off...

Granted, they now all come at once and you get swamped by them, unable to move from under their weight.

I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you get everything you want.... and it fills up the room you are in and suffocates and crushes you.


I wish I could have a beer with God and talk about things.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but He turns it into water

I wish for more snow

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. I present to you one more snowflake.

I wish the 12 days of Christmas threads to go well.

Snail Shell

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You have been relocated to Antartica

I wish my girlfriend was over from the UK

DJ Tickler

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you miss her so much that you jump on a plane to the UK while she is returning.




I wish for warmer weather.

 

[CurtWild]

granted but you are dropped in the middle of the desert


i wish i had a new phone

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, you now have two tin cans and a string.




I wish that I could go back to Hawaii.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted, but you don't have the money for a return trip.

I wish for MOAR!

Snail Shell

 

[Sanhael]

Granted. You now have much uber-pr0n of the transsexual grandmother variety. Not only that, but (s)he looks unnervingly familiar...

I wish I had a pet walrus.