Curroupt a Wish

[slacker2114]

Granted. You all talk about how you like that great feeling you get after a good, long pee.


I wish I was still in bed.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted BUT nobody likes you 😀

I wish I could see certain people whenever I wanted.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but you keep seeing them on the toilet or getting out of the shower LOL

I wish I was the best tickler on TMF and everybody knew it

DJ Tickler

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted, but there are only like 4 ticklephiles in australia and they're all guys -- so you've got to come all the way to the US to get any real tickling in

I wish that it was the end of next week and finals were over and I passed everything

 

[McNoodle]

Granted but the courses are now obsolete and you will need more courses to upgrade.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful lasses.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But due to an unforseen syntax error, you now have a harem of beautiful lassies.



I wish I had one of those magnetic floating beds.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted...and I'm not even gonna corrupt that wish cause those beds are fucking awesome

I wish I had a date to go to the diner...I need me some chicken quesadillas STAT

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. On your way to the diner, you meet a crackhead that insists on going with you.



I wish the holiday season was over.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

OMG FAIL!!! CHRISTMAS IS AMAZING!!!

*ahem* anyways...

Granted (grrrrr) BUT as soon as it's over it starts again from the beginning 😀

I wish I had thought more about how NOT warm flipflop-esque slippers would keep my feet

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you have two ticklers tickling them, so you do not mind the cold.





I wish I didn't have to scrape the ice off of my windshield.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- It gets so cold it actually breaks your windshield

I wish for lots of good presents for Christmas

DJ Tickler

 

[Artoo]

Granted- It gets so cold it actually breaks your windshield

I wish for lots of good presents for Christmas

DJ Tickler

Granted...but no one else gets any and you feel terrible.

I wish I had some more records.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But then I get given them as part of my presents for Christmas (It is only by chance that we are both DJs and need music LOL)

I wish I was the best looking guy in the world

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you are slightly ahead of a drag queen

I wish for some steak

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you are given an amazing steak and you get to watch a morbidly obease guy eat it in two bites

I wish I was a bit more clever

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- your IQ level has risen by one point

I wish I knew everything

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you know everything... but in knowning everything you kill yourself realizing you know the pain of all those who are hurt abused and killed.


I wish the Saints would win the superbowl this year

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. They win because all the other NFL teams get snowed in Alaska and can't get out until March. Saints win only by default, not talent.



I wish I could have thought of a better answer to the last wish.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- you think of a better answer but it is now useless because I am wishing niw LOL

I wish Slacker cannot curropt my wish

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. I'm stumped, but ikaiyoo totally manages to fuck your wish up.



I wish I had a nice big piece of chocolate creme pie.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted- you think of a better answer but it is now useless because I am wishing niw LOL

I wish Slacker cannot curropt my wish

DJ Tickler

Granted Slacker cannot corrupt your wish and since your wish is so vague... a hoard of angry gorrilla burst into your home and mistake you for one of their females and all take turns ass raping you till you bleed out from your torn colon and sphincter.

I wish I had a nice big piece of chocolate creme pie.

granted you have a nice big piece of chocolate cream pie.... attached to you where your penis used to be....



I wish forwhatever because i have two people gunning for me at the moment.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted Slacker cannot corrupt your wish and since your wish is so vague... a hoard of angry gorrilla burst into your home and mistake you for one of their females and all take turns ass raping you till you bleed out from your torn colon and sphincter.

(aside): BWAHAHAHAHAHA....I TOLD you he would.

 

[DJ Tickler]

I wish I had a REALLY good response to Slacker and Ikaiyoo's response that involves sharp pencils, pain and lots of embarresment LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you have a really good response that involves sharp pencils, pain and lots of embarresment.... You pick up a box of newly sharpened pencils and walk over to put them up and they fall out of the box as you slip on one an the other 19 impale your penis and you are rushed to the hospital by paramedics that look like the should be on baywatch and you have to explain to them how you got 19 penciles stuck in your dick while they laugh at how small it is.


I wish my imagination wasnt so warped

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- you loose all your imagination and are stuck as the most boring peron in the world.

Oh and as for your previous wish...that is also granted Bad luck for you your "whatever" involves Slacker and Me tieing you up, putting gorilla pharomones on you and opening up a cage of 10 silverback gorilla's on heat LOL

I wish I had a better sense of hummor then Ikaiyoo

DJ Tickler