Ummm...granted? However, as your wishes are vague and without form, the Powers That Be don't know what to do with them...affecting the temporal/dimensional Balance and sucking the Universe into a Paradox Vortex.
I wish I had a human-model Cylon reprogrammed to be a tickle slave. I'm partial to the Sixes. 🙂
Granted- you are a blind, shaking emotiocon holding a sign up forever, and NOBODY wants to use you. The sign is also getting heavier but if you drop it you are no longer the emotiocon and disapear from existance LOL