Curroupt a Wish

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You got swallowed by a koala instead of a volcano.

I just wish.

Snail Shell

 

[Dave2112]

Ummm...granted? However, as your wishes are vague and without form, the Powers That Be don't know what to do with them...affecting the temporal/dimensional Balance and sucking the Universe into a Paradox Vortex.


I wish I had a human-model Cylon reprogrammed to be a tickle slave. I'm partial to the Sixes. 🙂

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you now become her slave

I wish people who have cell phones actually answers when called

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but once u get ahold of the number u realize its been changed and is no longer the person u thought it was

i wish it was the weekend

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Specifically, it is last weekend. Tomorrow's Monday. Aren't you excited?

I wish I had a bus pass.

Snail Shell

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but the bus breaks down

wish i wasnt so tired

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but now you can't go to sleep for a month

I wish for a burger

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but its a nasty veggie burger

wish i had more chocolate covered pretzels (ate em all)

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Here's Ooooooooooooone more. 😀

I wish I was this emoticon:

Snail Shell

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- you are a blind, shaking emotiocon holding a sign up forever, and NOBODY wants to use you. The sign is also getting heavier but if you drop it you are no longer the emotiocon and disapear from existance LOL

I wish I had more hair on my head

DJ Tickler

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it is plucked from your armpits and transplanted.
So now you will need deodorant for hairspray.





I am wishing for a pizza.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted, but it arrives a week late, all stale and disgusting

I wish I was the devil

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you're costume is 5 sizes too small

I wish for some tacos

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but when u go to eat them all the meat falls to the floor

wish i wasnt still sick

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But everyone around you gets sick so you are still stuck on your own

I wish I could tickle Punkrockergirl and make her laugh and buck like crazy

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you will tickle her with no fingers

I wish for some tequila

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but its too much for u to handle and u get smashed

i wish it was thanksgiving

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but you will drink it with no lips

I wish body parts would stop disappearing

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll only have your arms and legs left

I wish for some cheese

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But it is the smelly kind and EVERYONE stays away from you

I wish I could make physical walking, talking copies of myself

DJ Tickler

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but they overpower u and make u their slave

i wish a chinese restaraunt was still open so i could order

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But they are in China and the delivery may take awhile

I wish I was the best looking guy in the world

DJ Tickler

 

[punkrockergirl]

granted but unfortunalty hugh jackman was just voted best looking and now u look like him lol

wish scrubs was still on tv

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- I watched it just the other day 🙂...oh wait...sorry, did you mean on American TV 😛 LOL

I wish I didn't have to go

DJ Tickler

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You pee your pants.

I wish for a huge turnout at the munch on Friday.

Snail Shell