Curroupt a Wish

[slacker2114]

Granted. Meet Gilbert Gottfried.


I wish I had off work tomorrow.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Here's a cell phone and some amoebic dysentary. Call in sick!

I wish Denis Leary was my room mate. 🙂

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However he doesn't like you and makes your life a living hell.


I wish this damn head cold would go away.

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but your head cold is replaced by burning urination.

I wish I didn't have to do laundry today.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, that one day of not doing it was all the time it took for your dirty laundry to become sentient and steal your car.



I wish I had some new pc games to play.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You now own Minesweeper. 😀

I wish I hadn't already wished it was Dec 29th....

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, due to a backlog in wishes, your wish cannot be processed until December 28th.


I wish I could sleep for about of week without interuption.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You must now compensate by being AWAKE for a week first.

I wish it was more than just me and Slacker warring back and forth on this thread....

Snail Shell

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - But now you are also at war with George W.


I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You've been transported to the Tower of Bastille where they'll stretch you out on the rack.


I wish there were bands out there who made better music.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted, but unfortunately, only one of them is Rush.


I wish I played bass for Rush.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, everyone still remembers your ziggaphone playing and they boo you off stage.


I wish I could play bass like Cliff Burton.

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but you now perform looking and speaking like Cliff Claven.

I wish I had a new car.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but you'll be riding a Pinto

I wish for some cheesecake

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but that cheesecake was delivered by Rosie O'Donnell, she kept it in her underwear.

I wish I had new lease on life.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but the lease is contigent on you living in Siberia

I wish Halle Berry was my wife

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but Halley Berry wont marry you until she is 97.

I wish the whole world could sing in perfect harmony.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, everyone has no rhythm and millions are injured in dance related accidents.


I wish I owned my own bar.

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but all you'll be serving is Sunny D

I wish for some pizza

 

[tklee88]

granted, but you drop it into a sink of soapy water

I wish I could be at the last TRL right now!

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but Andy Dick is your date.

I wish I had a better cell phone

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but is a new rotary model

I wish for world peace

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but everyone is deaf, mute, and blind.

I wish more people would play tiddly winks.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Hoever, you're made liable for all the resulting eye injuries.


I wish they'd make better super hero movies.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you're the #1 fan of Aquaman

I wish the 80's was still here