Curroupt a Wish

[RobAce]

Granted, for you its now 1480.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper to drink right now.



Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's a new flavor made specifically for you....Onion & Garlic flavored Dr. Pepper.



I wish I was smart enough to invent useful things.

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but you are now not smart enough to walk or talk.

I wish I had v-8.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but toilet water is the main ingredient

I wish for a kit kat

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted, but you don't have a break to enjoy it.

I wish for a great show tomorrow night on TMF Radio.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But BTR doesn't allow anyone to hear it.



I wish I had nicer clothes.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you're forced to wear acid wash jeans

I wish for a Butterfinger

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Your middle finger is now made of pure butter.


I wish there were more feel-good story threads about the TMF community.

 

[baldadonis]

Granted, but they're all written in a hardcover book by Venray, for which he charges 40 dollars per copy.

I wish I had blonde hair.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's on the palms of your hands.


I wish I could live in a nicer area.

 

[baldadonis]

Granted. You are now living in a beautiful McDonalds in the Upper East Side.

I wish I made more money at my job.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You now work in a money printing warehouse.



I wish my wishes were as easy to come up with than my smart-ass answers.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. But now, someone comes along and corrects your grammar in every one of them.


I wish the Vikings would win this year's Super Bowl.

 

[slacker2114]

Sorry. Even genies with wish-granting powers can't make that happen. Please try again in five years. 😀


I wish holidays were not so commecialized.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but then you would have to go through the Christmas Season without hearing any Christmas Music.



I wish I had my Christmas Shopping finished.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Congratulations. You now have no money for food.



I wish I had a nicer car.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but now since we are thinking of fuel economy it comes without an engine.


I wish it would warm up around here.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Your house spontaneously combusts.



I wish I had some more pizza.

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but if fell in a batch of hydrochloric acid

I wish to tickle Halle Berry

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. She pencils you into her busy day planner for Thursday, June 27th, 2056 at 4pm.



I wish to age gracefully.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted, but the whole time you age, you do it in a tutu and ballet shoes

I wish I had sideburns like Neil Young in 1973

 

[Ferbtones]

Granted but they grow out of of control and your unable to shave them off

I wish i was a bit thinner so my spandex cosutme would look better

 

[baldadonis]

Granted you are now Batman, but the Joker kills you.

I wish I had more trendy clothing.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - but the trend happens to be powder blue leisure suits and a clown nose

I wish I could become invisible but if the next person says "then you stay invisible forever" then i wouldn't stay invisible forever

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted, but you can't ask them to say it for you.

I wish the Ottawa Senators had some freaking defense.

Snail Shell