Deadly's Question-Palooza

[leafstk]

He got you again too?!

Okay... I smell a DeadLeaf campaign of epic proportions!! Whattya say pardner?

p.s. Hope you're havin' an epic pool party! *does a virtual cannonball* 😀

 

[texastickler]

He got you again too?!

Okay... I smell a DeadLeaf campaign of epic proportions!! Whattya say pardner?

p.s. Hope you're havin' an epic pool party! *does a virtual cannonball* 😀

Who got who?😉 Joins leaf in a virtual cannonball!

 

[leafstk]

Who got who?😉 Joins leaf in a virtual cannonball!

Oh yeah! 😀 *Brings floatie toys with beer holders*

 

[texastickler]

Oh yeah! 😀 *Brings floatie toys with beer holders*

Now the good times will roll. Is there room for Santa in this pool?

 

[texastickler]

Hey Deadly! You do know this thread bomb thing was done by an imposter that has the same post count as me, and has the same sig pic? I bet it was Leaf!

 

[leafstk]

Hey Deadly! You do know this thread bomb thing was done by an imposter that has the same post count as me, and has the same sig pic? I bet it was Leaf!

Not even I could come up with such crazy questions!

*Throws another shrimp on the barby*

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

What were your first impressions of TMF? How have they changed since then?

I thought it was such an awesome place. My opinions haven't changed one bit, if anything, I feel that its even more awesome 😀. After getting to know all the wacky and wonderful people on here its become like a second home to me!

If I had six fingers on one hand, 7 fingers on the other, no thumbs and a third eye, whould toy still think I was as cool as I am now? (Be careful! This question could be a trap!)

Tooootally cool, man!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I propose a motion! Death to multi-question bombing raids!!!! LOL. They're killing meeeeee!! .

Mini Bomb you Turkey!!!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Cause they sell burgers, sillykins! 😛

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Both biatch! 😀 And anyone who wants one is gunna have to wrestle me for em!

What is Satan's last name?

Feelgood?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Cause they want to lull us into a false sense of security before they perve on us 😛

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

Up their nose? 😛 Or on a finger I would pressume

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

I believe so

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

Someone made a boo boo! 😀

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

How bout you try that and get back to me...

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?



If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

The prosecution are screwed!

Do they bury people with their braces on?

I suppose. Why not

How far east can you go before you're heading west?



How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Never really thought about it lol

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

They go to other dentists. My cousin is a dentist! 😀

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

I tell ya what, the day that happens I'll hop on a plane and fly right to your doorstep to shake your hand for even contemplating that scenario!! 😛

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Let's test that one out!

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

LOL. I totally do that! I never realised how foolish it was until now

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

They should totally put that in the contract 😛

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

Cause I iz perfect! 😀

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

LOL. Whatever you say Tex, whatever you say 😛

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

I think its because God decreed it to be so. Little known fact, but thats actually what the 11th Commandment stipulates! That all grape flavoured food and drink shall taste nothing like actual grape! 😱

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

I don't think so

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Yeeees

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

LOL. Nope, more power to them! They can bend that rule as much as they like!

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

According to me, yup!

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

There's fancy ketchup??

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Posssibly

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

He got you again too?!

Okay... I smell a DeadLeaf campaign of epic proportions!! Whattya say pardner?

p.s. Hope you're havin' an epic pool party! *does a virtual cannonball* 😀

Revenge campaign is definatley on the cards! 😀

Hey Deadly! You do know this thread bomb thing was done by an imposter that has the same post count as me, and has the same sig pic? I bet it was Leaf!

I'm suuuuuurrree that was the case Tex. Its the only logical scenario!

Now the good times will roll. Is there room for Santa in this pool?

Hells yes there is!!! *three way virtual cannonball*

Not even I could come up with such crazy questions!

*Throws another shrimp on the barby*

Bwahaha. Good one, mate! 😛

 

[texastickler]

Why has no one ever seen Fancy Ketchup! I will find a bottle of it an take a picture for you. I am searching for this mini bomb psycho that uses oter peoples screen names and sig pics. Be careful. you all could be in trouble. I will protect you all.

Oh hell it was me. I admit it!!!!! I simply can't look at that cute yet not so innocent face of yours and lie. It is a disease and I was weak!!!!! (It really wasn't but I am trying for an Oscar here!) Please forgive me! What is my punishment. I deserve death from you and Leaf. I am a bad boy! 😀

Hope you are doing well Turkey. Be good for a whole day and I will give you a lolipop!

 

[leafstk]

I propose a motion! Death to multi-question bombing raids!!!! LOL. They're killing meeeeee!! .

Agreed, LOL!! One question per post should be the rule 😀

Revenge campaign is definatley on the cards! 😀

Sweet! 😀 *scheming*

What is your favourite shooter?

 

[vladtickleman22]

What's your shoe size?

T-shirt and shorts, sweater and jeans or a dress?

How many pairs of sunglasses do you go through in a year?

Did you fall out of your chair laughing when you read Taryn's response asking if sunnies were underwear?

 

[texastickler]

Has anyone told you today that you are just too damned adorable? If not, Someone has now. Hope you doing awesome Turkey!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

 

[leafstk]

It's awesome that you play hockey... okay, field hockey 😛 😀 LOL

What position did/do you play? Would you characterize it as a "rough" sport?

 

[texastickler]

If I walked only on my hands, painted my face to look like Geronimo and had a Lemon slice in my mouth while trying to sing, "Memories", Would you think I was slightly off center and in need of professional help? Or would you simply say, "Thats are Tex?"

I just can't get being crazy out of my head this week!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Agreed, LOL!! One question per post should be the rule 😀

Sweet! 😀 *scheming*

What is your favourite shooter?

I love a good tequila shot! 😀. Although I once jabbed myself in the eye with a lemon wedge amongst all the excitement in seeing who could down they're line of shots the fastest

What's your shoe size?

T-shirt and shorts, sweater and jeans or a dress?

How many pairs of sunglasses do you go through in a year?

Did you fall out of your chair laughing when you read Taryn's response asking if sunnies were underwear?

1. 7 or 8. It randomly changes depending on the shoe brand LOL

2. Depends on the occassion and the weather. I love shorts though, so shorts and a t-shirt

3. I keep my sunnies for a long time actually, at best I switch every 4 years or so. I currently have two pairs on rotation 😛. The aviators in my sig and a neon blue pair

4. BWAHAHAHAHA! YES!!!!!! It took me at least 5 mins to compose myself and respond. Classic TMF moment!!! 😀

Has anyone told you today that you are just too damned adorable? If not, Someone has now. Hope you doing awesome Turkey!

Awwww shucks, Tex! I you!

If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

Probably LOST or Alias. The story lines are insane and often tedious at times but it would be one hell of a ride! 😀

It's awesome that you play hockey... okay, field hockey 😛 😀 LOL

What position did/do you play? Would you characterize it as a "rough" sport?

Haha! You would totally explode with excitement if I played ice hockey wouldn't you! 😛

I played mid-field mostly! 😀 Allowed me to dabble in offence and defence

If I walked only on my hands, painted my face to look like Geronimo and had a Lemon slice in my mouth while trying to sing, "Memories", Would you think I was slightly off center and in need of professional help? Or would you simply say, "Thats are Tex?"

I just can't get being crazy out of my head this week!

PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!! 😛. Now off you go tex, wipe that facepaint away and reflect on your sillyness in the corner!

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Hey Rach!!, Did you know you're question about sneezing at the horn made me laugh my ass off, and yes, I finally answered all the questions 😛

 

[Lord Doctor]

Have you yet been asked the silliest, most zany, crazy question?

 

[vladtickleman22]

Ever done body shots?

 

[texastickler]

PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!! 😛. Now off you go tex, wipe that facepaint away and reflect on your sillyness in the corner!

I am afraid of the corner! And....and.....I cant wash the paint off! I used extra glossy and it will only come off with Gasoline. And.......and......WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WOULD SAY PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????? You're right of course but damn!

 

[vladtickleman22]

Why do women still paint their toenails if they are going to be wearing sneakers?

 

[texastickler]

Can you twirl in a circle without getting dizzy?

And while your twirling, can you touch one finger to your nose and sing I'm a Lumberjack whilst eating tomato bread?

 

[vladtickleman22]

If you saw me standing on the beach and knew it was me. ( i didn't see you. You saw me). What would you do?

 

[KrazieDog]

Oddest ticklish spot you have Rach? 🙂