Deadly's Question-Palooza

[kered]

Are you short?

 

[Acarophiliac]

Why do people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If you tickle a mime, will it not laugh? lol

 

[Pokey]

Which shoe do you put on first?

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

Do you like argyle socks?

 

[leafstk]

Pardner! So when do we strike next?

Do you know what matches you will be seeing at the Tennis on Tuesday?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

Ask Tex!

I mean...soap

Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?

The newspaper is full of fail

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

One guy's dirt business did better than the other's 😛

Have you ever noticed that when you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together it forms 'THEIRS'?

Not for dyslexic people!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

*giggles* I would think so

How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

Omg! Conundrum

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Yeh, thats when all the action happens

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Your local priest

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Me dunno

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

2000 😀

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

To the dolphins!!!!!

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Bwahahah!

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

Self destruction

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

LOL

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Wow, you've really never seen the Thriller video clip have you

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Haha! I had this as my facebook status like 2 months ago

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

What ARE people from Holland called

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Its an official term, trust me 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Yes...yes they do

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Very much so

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Humans are horny, horny dirtbags. Thats why

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in... what happens to the other penny?

AH! An American currency question

The Australian doesn't comprehend!!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Ok, so I don't have time to properly bomb you with questions since I have to work. Here are the rest of the questions.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

Haha! Bit of an oxymoron isnt it 😛

Why do croutons comes in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

Toasted bread, I think

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Cause then they'd have a law suit on there hands

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

LOL

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Double "LOL"

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Nooo, dont think so

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Yes, I suppose it could

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Never, they would be shot!

What hair color do you put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

N/A 😀

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

To be helped

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their time is winning?

I've said that once *lies* 😛

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

They've all taken vows of silence?? 😛

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

A gambler

Would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?

Yes

Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?

Hell yes!

Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?

Possibly LOL.

Would you be willing to give up sex for one year if you knew it would give you a much deeper sense of peace than you have now?

No. Inner peace can wait, gimmie sex or erotic dreams now!

Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?

Dont think so

Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive?

Yes LOL

Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person.

For a while, after a year I'd be craving some interaction

Would you generally be overdressed or underdressed at a party?

Underdressed lol

If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, would you do so? Whom would you pick?

Leaf, so I could make him walk into doors and stuff

Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?

Nope

Have you ever returned an item to a store for a refund after havng used it?

Yes! LOL. Only once though. I wore a dress out to the races then returned it 2 days later

Would you like to have a child much more intelligent and attractive than yourself?

Not so much lol. I dont want to get pwn'ed by my own children

What was the most recent movie that made you cry?

I cant remember to be honest. The final ep of The Bachelorette made me cry last night though LOL

If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?

James Bond, hands down

Do you believe honesty is the best policy?

In most cases, yes.

What vegetable do you most resemble?

Atm, a capsicum LOL. Got sunburnt at the tennis yesterday

What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?

Charles Manson

Which cartoon character do you resemble the most?

Apart from the having one eye thing, Leela from Futurama

What one toiletry item could you never live without?

Toilet paper

What would constitute a perfect evening for you?

Some games of snooker and poker, a few drinks, a dip in the pool, good food and good company 😀. Ohhh! And a bonfire 😛

Which animal is the smartest? Why?

Sharks, they are eerily clever hunting machines

If you could have heard the deathbed confession of one person from history, who would you pick?

Julius Cesar

Which color describes you most accurately?

Blue or yellow

Which is more important: actual experiences, or the memories that remain when the experiences are over?

The memories

What is the most romantic thing thats ever been done for you?

A boy who liked me in primary school used to leave little gifts in my bag. It was very cute.

If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would you read?

My friend Lauren LOL. She's so secretive!!!!

Would it disturb you if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods to rot?

Hell yes! 🙁

Would you accept $1 million to leave the country and never set foot in it again?

Never!! I love Australia too much

If you could romantically kiss someone that you never have, who would you want it to be?

Sawyer from Lost 😉

Would you accept $10,000 to shave your head and continue your normal activities without a covering of any sort and without being able to explain the reason?

Lol. Ohhhh tough. I dont know...maybe?? Probably not but maybe lol

Would you accept a much less enjoyable job paying twice what you make now?

Maybe

If you could solve one of history's "unsolved mysteries" which would you choose?

How Marilyn Monroe died

Would you be content with a marriage of the highest quality in all respects but one - it completely lacked sex?

Not for long 😛

Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?

No way

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Are you short?

Relativley, I guess so. Im roughly 5'4

Why do people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If you tickle a mime, will it not laugh? lol

Lol to the first question!! As for the mime, it would try super hard I think

Which shoe do you put on first?

Usually my right

Do you like argyle socks?

Lol, nope. I like arglye sweaters though 😀

Pardner! So when do we strike next?

Do you know what matches you will be seeing at the Tennis on Tuesday?

Leafy boy! We strike while they sleep, its the best way to do it 😛

I ended up seeing Serena Williams, Dinara Safina, Elena Dementieva, Daniela Hantchacova, Mardy Fish, 2 Aussie's and Agniezka Radwanska It was off the hook Pardner!!! 😀. I had such a good day

 

[leafstk]

Leafy boy! We strike while they sleep, its the best way to do it 😛

I ended up seeing Serena Williams, Dinara Safina, Elena Dementieva, Daniela Hantchacova, Mardy Fish, 2 Aussie's and Agniezka Radwanska It was off the hook Pardner!!! 😀. I had such a good day

What an awesome line-up! Glad you had a great time

I'd say strike now, lol... but i gotz to get some sleep shortly 😛 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

What an awesome line-up! Glad you had a great time

I'd say strike now, lol... but i gotz to get some sleep shortly 😛 😀

LOL. A strike is imminent, no doubt about it. Sleep well and conserve you're precious energies. I say we hit big next time we're both on, every question thread is going down, no-one will be spared!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LOL. A strike is imminent, no doubt about it. Sleep well and conserve you're precious energies. I say we hit big next time we're both on, every question thread is going down, no-one will be spared!

Did you do the research I suggested to you?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Did you do the research I suggested to you?

I did actually! 😀. I found myself backing away from the computer the more I read lol. I think I even gulped when I got to this part "Nemesis was regarded as an avenging or punishing divinity." Your namesake is indeed an intimidating lady!!!!

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Hello once again, been a long time since I posted in any question thread... urs included!

Do you have any one song that when listened to, feels as though it applies specifically to you: your theme song, so to speak?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Hello once again, been a long time since I posted in any question thread... urs included!

Do you have any one song that when listened to, feels as though it applies specifically to you: your theme song, so to speak?

Hiya Dogg!

For a while there my "theme song" was Same Mistake by James Blunt. It was actually kinda weird how much it fitted what I was going through at the time lol. It depends on what I'm feeling at the time though, I don't have one solid theme song

 

[paracarl44]

I notice that TicklingNemesis got her REVENGE.


Are you going to watch the Winter Olympics?

 

[leafstk]

LOL. A strike is imminent, no doubt about it. Sleep well and conserve you're precious energies. I say we hit big next time we're both on, every question thread is going down, no-one will be spared!

Mornin' pardner! Hope you're havin' a good sleep... we need to execute our plans for world domination!!

Do you think Hewitt has what it takes to go deep in this year's Aussie Open? I'm hoping Andy Roddick can take a run at it, he did well in his last tournament 😀 Who's your pick on the Women's side? Please don't say one of the Williams sisters! LOL

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I notice that TicklingNemesis got her REVENGE.


Are you going to watch the Winter Olympics?

Lol, she sure did! .

Indeed I am going to watch them! I think we'll only have limited coverage over here in Aus but I plan on watching every second that I can 😀

Mornin' pardner! Hope you're havin' a good sleep... we need to execute our plans for world domination!!

Do you think Hewitt has what it takes to go deep in this year's Aussie Open? I'm hoping Andy Roddick can take a run at it, he did well in his last tournament 😀 Who's your pick on the Women's side? Please don't say one of the Williams sisters! LOL

Hey Leafus! 😀

I definatley think Hewitt has what it takes. He's in the same shape he was when he made the final a couple o years back so I'm predicting quarters AT LEAST 😀. Fingers crossed he'll go all the way this year, I'm rooting for him and I have a sneaking suspicion he's gunna do it

On the women's side I'm going to have to stand by Kimmy Clijsters or Justine Henin 😱. The final of the Brisbane International was off the hook, both women played amazingly good tennis! 😀. Serena Williams is no match for either if she runs into them on a day when they're in that kinda form lol.

Interestlingly, I think Elena Dementieva will give them ALL a run for they're money! 😀 She's been in phenomenal form this last week leading up to the Open, so she's in with a shot too. I hope Henin is over her injury scare and can perform at her best, she deserves it 🙂

In sum, my final predictions

Men's Champion: Lleyton Hewitt

Women's Champion: Kim Clijsters

 

[texastickler]

Hey there Turkey. Do you miss me yet? Do you remember who I am? I will be back soon. I hope you are well.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Hey there Turkey. Do you miss me yet? Do you remember who I am? I will be back soon. I hope you are well.

Of course I've missed you Tex! This place is rather drab without you around 😀

Get your punk ass back here ASAP, we all miss ya!

 

[texastickler]

Of course I've missed you Tex! This place is rather drab without you around 😀

Get your punk ass back here ASAP, we all miss ya!

It shall be as you command. I will be back soon. Still working a few things out.

 

[paracarl44]

Surely they will broadcast reruns of the Olympic Events, because of the time difference.

Australia gets No Snow ever?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Surely they will broadcast reruns of the Olympic Events, because of the time difference.

Australia gets No Snow ever?

Hopefully that will be the case 😀

Nope, no snow over here! We get it in the mountain areas sometimes, but I've never actually seen falling snow in my life. I've been to a snow resort once but it was very icy, I have a feeling it was mostly fake snow lol

 

[leafstk]

Hey Leafus! 😀

I definatley think Hewitt has what it takes. He's in the same shape he was when he made the final a couple o years back so I'm predicting quarters AT LEAST 😀. Fingers crossed he'll go all the way this year, I'm rooting for him and I have a sneaking suspicion he's gunna do it

On the women's side I'm going to have to stand by Kimmy Clijsters or Justine Henin 😱. The final of the Brisbane International was off the hook, both women played amazingly good tennis! 😀. Serena Williams is no match for either if she runs into them on a day when they're in that kinda form lol.

Interestlingly, I think Elena Dementieva will give them ALL a run for they're money! 😀 She's been in phenomenal form this last week leading up to the Open, so she's in with a shot too. I hope Henin is over her injury scare and can perform at her best, she deserves it 🙂

In sum, my final predictions

Men's Champion: Lleyton Hewitt

Women's Champion: Kim Clijsters

Good picks! 😀 Hopefully Hewitt can go deep for the home fans 😛 I like Clijsters or Henin myself... really hope Henin's injury isn't too serious so she can compete! Plus, she's a cutie 😛 LOL

How's the party tonight? Will be great to have Tex back eh?