Ok, so I don't have time to properly bomb you with questions since I have to work. Here are the rest of the questions.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
Why do croutons comes in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do you put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their time is winning?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
Would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?
Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?
Would you be willing to give up sex for one year if you knew it would give you a much deeper sense of peace than you have now?
Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive?
Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person.
Would you generally be overdressed or underdressed at a party?
If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, would you do so? Whom would you pick?
Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?
Have you ever returned an item to a store for a refund after havng used it?
Would you like to have a child much more intelligent and attractive than yourself?
What was the most recent movie that made you cry?
If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?
Do you believe honesty is the best policy?
What vegetable do you most resemble?
What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?
Which cartoon character do you resemble the most?
What one toiletry item could you never live without?
What would constitute a perfect evening for you?
Which animal is the smartest? Why?
If you could have heard the deathbed confession of one person from history, who would you pick?
Which color describes you most accurately?
Which is more important: actual experiences, or the memories that remain when the experiences are over?
What is the most romantic thing thats ever been done for you?
If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would you read?
Would it disturb you if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods to rot?
Would you accept $1 million to leave the country and never set foot in it again?
If you could romantically kiss someone that you never have, who would you want it to be?
Would you accept $10,000 to shave your head and continue your normal activities without a covering of any sort and without being able to explain the reason?
Would you accept a much less enjoyable job paying twice what you make now?
If you could solve one of history's "unsolved mysteries" which would you choose?
Would you be content with a marriage of the highest quality in all respects but one - it completely lacked sex?
Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?
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