Deadly's Question-Palooza

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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 😀

 

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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?”

 

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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

 

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Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants? Would you wear them?😀

 

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If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?

 

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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down?

 

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Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

 

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Whats a question with no answer called?

 

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I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

 

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Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

 

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Do you see what can happen when you are away so long?

 

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Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

 

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Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo?

 

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What's the first thing you thought about this morning?

 

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Favorite hangout?

 

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Whats your middle name?

 

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What are you afraid of?

 

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First thing you will save in a fire?

 

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What are the things you always take with you?

 

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Do you like your handwriting?

 

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If you were another person would you be friends with you?

 

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Are you very sarcastic? (Duh Right?)

 

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Do you think you are physically strong?