T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,776 Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,777 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,778 Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,779 Is there another word for synonym?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,780 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,781 Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,782 When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,783 Do you miss me when you are gone?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,784 Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,785 How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,786 Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,787 If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,788 Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,789 How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,790 Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,791 Do you still love me?😀
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,792 Why can't you get a tan on your palms or the soles of our feet?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,793 If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 19, 2010 #1,794 I think I will be done now. Are you happy? Love ya Turkey!
T TarynsTinyToes 1st Level Green Feather Joined Aug 27, 2009 Messages 4,032 Points 0 May 20, 2010 #1,795 What am I drinking right now? 😀
goddess_nemesis Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 May 21, 2010 #1,796 Have you ever been so drunk that even holding the floor doesn't stop the room from spinning?
S Sweed 4th Level Indigo Feather Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 6,792 Points 0 May 21, 2010 #1,797 What came first, the hen or the egg?
L leafstk Level of Quintuple Ruby Feather Joined May 13, 2003 Messages 27,473 Points 0 May 24, 2010 #1,798 Does the smiley in Sweed's question look to be doing what I think it's doing?
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 May 24, 2010 #1,799 When are you going to answer all these questions? Do I have to jump in and start bombing your thread?
When are you going to answer all these questions? Do I have to jump in and start bombing your thread?
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 May 24, 2010 #1,800 A new bomb is coming soon. You better get to answering these questions.