Deadly's Question-Palooza

[vladtickleman22]

Have you ever put a chocolate bar in your back pocket on a really hot day, got onto a bus to the next stop, sat next to someone, looked them in the eye and said "I think i crapped my pants" then got off the bus with the chocolate bar smudged on your backside?

 

[leafstk]

Do you want me to help you answer all of these questions? it's not as daunting a task as it looks

 

[Sweed]

I know everyone are asking this, but since I wonder the same, I thought I should ask too: where are you? 😱 We miss you around here!


Oh and another question: did you know Tex is planning to make me Turkey jr? He appearently thinks you have to teach me how to become a Turkey. What is your opinion about that? 😛

 

[texastickler]

I know everyone are asking this, but since I wonder the same, I thought I should ask too: where are you? 😱 We miss you around here!


Oh and another question: did you know Tex is planning to make me Turkey jr? He appearently thinks you have to teach me how to become a Turkey. What is your opinion about that? 😛

She will love to teach you the ways of the Turkey. Of this I have no doubt. Right Turkey?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

And so my EPIC task begins...answering old questions from way back in MAY!!! LOL

Wanna bet? And since you've logged off, I had the last word 😀

Never. Iz mine! 😛

Deadly! What makes you, Angel, Sweed and Amanda so glutton for punishment? You know there are many of us waiting to get our hands on you right? It will happen! I promise. You know why? The reason: I AM EVIL!!!!!!!!

Pssshh, you evil!? You got nothin my friend....nothing! 😀 We girls stick together anyway, no-one will be able to lay a hand on us

Are you worried at all about getting flak for things since you are so far away?

Nope. Not right now lol. When I arrive at a gathering I may retract that statement however

Do you know that I am building a boat as we speak? Sydney here I come! You are doomed!

Wooooow. I'm impressed Tex. Whats it made out of? Beer bottles? 😀

Do you think I am evil Deadly? Just a little bit?

Not at all 😛

Would you feel safe if you were with me? Or would you feel like you were in constant danger?😀

I'd feel relativley safe. I'd always be on my guard though

Are you going to be around this weekend at all???

Nope

Do you think gravity is overrated?

Hell yeh. Let me float got dammit!

Do you think Sweed is getting seriously PWND as we speak?

Yup. And she deserves it too! haha

Are you being a good girl?😉

Why, yes. Yes I am

So! Are you coming to NEST next year? Do I have to drag you across the ocean?

I will be at NEST within the next two years, I guarentee it! Probably looking more like 2012 at this stage though

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Is it hard to believe that I am 100% pure NUTS?

Not at ALL!

Do you miss this place all week?

I sure do. Its like a second home for me

Have you ever seen a literal video? They take the original video and sing the song in a literal way!

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I've never seen one, no. I totally could of watched the one above but I didn't....cuz I'm cool like that lol 😛

Do you like fishing?

DO I EVER!?! I love it. I've had some awesome times fishing 😀

Can I have a big ass hug?????

Yup. One big ass bear hug comin right up!

What can I say that would put a smile on your face today?

"Rachel, you are the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously"

Are you aware that you are totally a sweetheart? Yep, its true.

Awww, thank-you Pokey! You are too kind

Did you know that pokey is wise? Except, you can be a pain in the butt too.

LOL. I wont deny that 😛

Are you going to do some drinking on this weekend?

Hell yeh. Just like every weekend! I am an Aussie afterall

You need to start answering some questions!!!! Where the heck are you??????

What do you think i'm doing you dingbat!

Being you are not here, I guess I will bomb your thread. OK?

What’s the funniest movie you’ve ever seen?

Billy Madison!

Do you like to sing karaoke?

When I'm alone and away from glass objects, yes.

Have you ever seen these literal videos? This one is epic.

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Can I tickle the hell out of you when first we meet? (note: You really do not have a choice here but I wanted to ask anyways.) 😀

Lol, you are so considerate aren't you xD

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do you like chinese food?

I do. One of my favorite take-aways actually!

If I asked you to waltz with me, would you?

I would try 😛 I'd probably end up busting out the sprinkler move or the running man at some point though

What is your favorite Disney film? Note:It does not have to be animated.

I love Aladdin! Defiantley my fave 😀

Are you good at Trivial Pursuit?

Yup. Trivia is my bitch lol

So. What is our little Aussie doing today?

Rueing the day Leafy ever made this thread for me! 😛

Do you ever play drinking games?

Only when at parties. But drinking games seriosuly make my life worth living! LOL

More importantly, do you play tickling games?😉

Haha! I havn't had the opportunity to as of yet, but my day will come. I've got a few good ones up my sleeve 😉

Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds?

Invisible

Have you ever played golf? We could call you Turkey Woods! 😀

HA! Nice one.

If someone wrote a book about your life, what would they title it?

Two flews over the Cuckoo's Nest

Are you into hip-hop?

Not exactly. Some r'n'b is ok, but for the most part no

Should marijuana be legalized? Why or why not?

Probably not. Cause then I'd have no reason to fly over to Amsterdamn and have myself a kickass time lol

Do you like chicken with basil and white wine sauce?

Sounds nummy. Never had it before though

What kinds of snakes have you encountered in Australia?

Personally, only a red bellied black snake and a death adder! 😀 I've seen others, but not in the wild, only in zoos and stuff

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do you prefer to read fiction or nonfiction? Explain your choice.

Fiction. It just allows you to transport into that world and become the character

Is crocodile seved in dinning establishments there?

Some haha

Can you do a backflip?

Only on the trampoline...and I still faceplant 9 times out of 10

Are you super flexible like a gymnast?

Not quite. Some parts of me are xD

Are you enjoying your thread bomb?

No...not really 😛

What is just one thing that can lift your spirits every time?

A hug and a smile from a friend

I hope you enjoyed this little bomb! Can I do it again sometime?

Do you know how much I've missed your crazy ass?!?!

Wubz ya pardner!!

HAHA! Missed you too buddy!! . Im not that crazy....am I??? lol

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Yes!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

They will try to, its extra points you know 😛

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 😀

Possibly

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

LOL!

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?”

Tis indeed!

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Because thats just how the number 11 rolls, dawg

Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants? Would you wear them?😀

I would, they sound far too cool not to! 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?

The universe will implode, me thinks

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

NO. But...say I had...😛

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down?

Because the radio is freakin annoying when I'm trying to concentrate 😀

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Lol. Fail right there

Whats a question with no answer called?

I dunno

I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

The great apes invented pinball machines. How could you not know that!?!

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

I dunno, ask the Doc...he would have some sort of indisputable answer for you lol

Do you see what can happen when you are away so long?

Yah And I have learnt the error of my ways! xD

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

Hell yeh. And I'd be there to cheer them both on

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo?

LOL. Thats hilarious!

What's the first thing you thought about this morning?

My gramps

Favorite hangout?

Shopping centre

Whats your middle name?

AMY 😀

What are you afraid of?

Heights (a little) and spiders 🙁

First thing you will save in a fire?

Pets!!

 

[texastickler]

Wooooow. I'm impressed Tex. Whats it made out of? Beer bottles? 😀

Have you been spying on me?????

 

[leafstk]

Rueing the day Leafy ever made this thread for me! 😛

My sincerest apologies!!!

"Rachel, you are the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously" - there, I said it 😛

 

[Sweed]

Do you think we're being kind to you for still asking you even though you still have lots of questions to answer? 😉

 

[Angel77]

Do you know that I don't envy you for having to answer all of these questions?

But you're a Skittles lover and that in itself makes you tough as fuck.

Go and get 'em tiger!

 

[Jason Reborn]

How ya doin, Deadly?

Hair up or down, if up what style?

Have you seen your tickle thread yet?

 

[texastickler]

My sincerest apologies!!!

"Rachel, you are the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously" - there, I said it 😛

Ass Kisser!

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Hey Deadly! We haven't really met yet, but I just wanted to say hello Did you get into anything crazy this weekend?

 

[leafstk]

Do you know how awesome it is to see you posting again? I don't care about all these questions, it's just so good to see you!!!

 

[texastickler]

Do you know how awesome it is to see you posting again? I don't care about all these questions, it's just so good to see you!!!

That sir is no LIE! My dear Turkey, you are truly missed around here.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Annnnd here I go again! Mission Impossible take...2!

What are the things you always take with you?

Phone, train ticket, wallet, ID, money!

Do you like your handwriting?

NO! lol. Its atrotious! 😛

If you were another person would you be friends with you?

I think I might be :jester

Are you very sarcastic? (Duh Right?)

Haha. Some of the time. Only when the occassion calls for it

Do you think you are physically strong?

For a chick, yeh 😛

Do you prefer hugs or kisses?

HUGS!!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Bwahaha. Probably!

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?

Nooo, they're going as condoms silly! 😛

Is there another word for synonym?

Hang on. I'll check Microsoft Word and get back to you

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Funny you mention this, I'm actually writing a thesis on it this year!

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If they value their lives they wont

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

LOL. A bit of Hannibal action would be hilarious

Do you miss me when you are gone?

Every damn day!

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Ha! So true

How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?

How the hell would I know?? 😛

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?

I dunnoez?

If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

*BOOM*

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Coz Hawaii's cool like that

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

Well, I think at least one more thing gets pruney in the shower. But because I am a lady I cannot answer this question fully

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

Bwahaha, thats always creeped me out too!! I'd hate to resemble a hardcore crim!

Do you still love me?😀

Yuppers! 😀

Why can't you get a tan on your palms or the soles of our feet?

Coz they never see the sun?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

I should hope so! 😛

I think I will be done now. Are you happy? Love ya Turkey!

I iz having multiple happiez Whoa, that sounded so, so wrong! LOL

Love ya too Tex!

What am I drinking right now? 😀

A can of Redbull??

Have you ever been so drunk that even holding the floor doesn't stop the room from spinning?

Ohhhh yes! Once or twice 😛

What came first, the hen or the egg?

Zeeee hen! 😀

Does the smiley in Sweed's question look to be doing what I think it's doing?

Hell yeh! Milking a cow...right?
Dont pretend like you dont love it Leafy!

When are you going to answer all these questions? Do I have to jump in and start bombing your thread?

NOOOO! I'm doing it now, spare me please!! lol

A new bomb is coming soon. You better get to answering these questions.

Anus face! LOL

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Nyyyyyaaaaa 😀 What's up, doc?

Is the next DeadLeaf strike imminent or what?

Better believe it!....She says 4 months later

Do you mind if I this thread?

YOU!!!

How's my favourite Aussie doing?!? 😀

And as you answer that, will you disregard the fact that I don't know anyone else from Australia?

Bwahaha. I haz a sad now

Why do you think Leaf is asking YOU what's up with ME? 😀

Lol. Perhaps he caught me drinking tea and confused us? 😛

I had better hear something from you this weekend or there will be hell to pay!!!!!

How are you turkey?

Turkey is well. Am I late enough for ya?

Tex is right... there will be hell to pay...

Hello, I'm Hell 😀

Silence you! Back to your spoons go....GO!!

^

Do you think the Doc should give us all a sample of his spoon playing abilities? 😀

Indeed I do. Youtube it, he's out there man. Believe me! 😀

WORD UP DOC! YOU DA MAN!

Hey, where's mine!?

Do you think I should tell him it's on youtube?

LOL. Let him look like a goose a little longer 😛

Are you EVER going to [indecent suggestion]? 😀

^I'd like to know the answer to that as well

Haha. Well, imma leave ya'll hanging!

Is there a correlation between immaturity and imagination?

Yeeeees! 😀

You wouldn't dispute that, now would, you, Deadly?

Never! 😛

Have you checked your messages lately?

Nope, I'm so bad with them!

Do you go through with this just so you can laugh at our male competition?

LOL. Nooo, not at all. But it is rather amusing I must say

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do you know how much I'm enjoying this?

LOL. I can only imagine!

OK! Now I am getting worried. Why do you all put me through this anguish???????? Where are you?????

Here I am! 😀

Where is our Deadly?????????????

I'm baaaaaaack! 😛

What's a song that you sing out loud when no one is around, but you would be embarrassed to have your friends know? 😀

September by Earth Wind and Fire I belt it out hard man. I would die if anyone ever discovered it xD

Seen any socceroo's around your parts?

Bwahaha. Yes, coz we all look like that when we go to the soccer 😛

Come back.... pweeeeeeaaase? 🙁 Don't you know how much you are missed?

Awww! I'm here now Leafy! 😀

Did you know I got to meet Tex in person this week??

I heard!! Congrats on that, I hope you two enjoyed yourselves! 😀

Do you remember that there is also a "Deadlywiffeather Deserves To Be Tickled" thread you have yet to "respond" to, too? 😀

Haha. Oh god, I almost forgot about that....almost xD

We miss you around here. You know that right?

I do 🙂

Where did you disappear to, Aussie Girl? We miss you, hon!

I've missed you all too! I'll never do it again, I swearz it!

Have you ever put a chocolate bar in your back pocket on a really hot day, got onto a bus to the next stop, sat next to someone, looked them in the eye and said "I think i crapped my pants" then got off the bus with the chocolate bar smudged on your backside?

ROFL!!!!! Never, but I so want to right now, seriously! That is just pure awesomeness

Do you want me to help you answer all of these questions? it's not as daunting a task as it looks

Haha, I think I'll manage my friend but thankies! I just hope I dont lose them like you did that one time. I honestly thought you were gonna cry!

I know everyone are asking this, but since I wonder the same, I thought I should ask too: where are you? 😱 We miss you around here!


Oh and another question: did you know Tex is planning to make me Turkey jr? He appearently thinks you have to teach me how to become a Turkey. What is your opinion about that? 😛

I missed you too Sweed! But I'm back now so never fear! 😀 Thanks for stopping by!

LMAO I've heard about the Turkey Jr saga, yes. I will teach you well Sweed, two turkeys will be too much for this place to handle, dont you think?! Haha.

She will love to teach you the ways of the Turkey. Of this I have no doubt. Right Turkey?

Right! 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Have you been spying on me?????

Mebbe. *hides telescope* 😛

My sincerest apologies!!!

"Rachel, you are the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously" - there, I said it 😛

HAHA! Day made. Officially! You da man Azza!

Do you think we're being kind to you for still asking you even though you still have lots of questions to answer? 😉

LOL. Nope, not at all! I probably deserve it too, what with all the thread bombs I've dished out!

Never-the-less...you've earnt yourself one of these dear Sweed.... LOL

Do you know that I don't envy you for having to answer all of these questions?

But you're a Skittles lover and that in itself makes you tough as fuck.

Go and get 'em tiger!

I need me some skittles after answering all of those, let me tell you! Nothing can beat a bit of mother fucking rainbow power though, not even a 4 month long thread bomb!

We kick some serious ass you and I. Skittles forever! 😛

How ya doin, Deadly?

Hair up or down, if up what style?

Have you seen your tickle thread yet?

Hi Sketch, hair up...definatley. I like ponytails myself 🙂 And no, I havnt seen my tickle thread lately...not sure if I want to

Ass Kisser!

LMAO. Shut him up with one of these, Tex! 😛

But seriously now, you're the sweetest Leafy! And I wubz ya

Hey Deadly! We haven't really met yet, but I just wanted to say hello Did you get into anything crazy this weekend?

Hello there! I've seen you around a little since I've been back. You're hella funny man! 😀 Nothing too crazy last weekend, its this weekend I should be worried about lol. One word....VODKA-FEST 😛

Do you know how awesome it is to see you posting again? I don't care about all these questions, it's just so good to see you!!!

Awwww I'm lovin being back, especially with you here by my side buddy!

That sir is no LIE! My dear Turkey, you are truly missed around here.

Double I've missed this so much. You guys really do mean the world to me!

 

[Sweed]

I missed you too Sweed! But I'm back now so never fear! 😀 Thanks for stopping by!

LMAO I've heard about the Turkey Jr saga, yes. I will teach you well Sweed, two turkeys will be too much for this place to handle, dont you think?! Haha.

Yaay! 😀 And you've answered all the questions. :O !

Haha yep, now I know you have. 😛 Yaay, can you teach me something right away?
Haha yep it will. Which is why we must have two turkeys! 😉

LOL. Nope, not at all! I probably deserve it too, what with all the thread bombs I've dished out!

Never-the-less...you've earnt yourself one of these dear Sweed.... LOL

Haha, true.

I have not! 😱 Pure innocent me?
Why are you accusing ME when Tex is around? 😉



Oh, and how do you like my new signature "Carso-quotes"-part?

 

[texastickler]

Why are you accusing ME when Tex is around? 😉

Watch it Turkey jr. I am always watching!!!

Congrats on finishing your thread bomb. Now we musy get to work on plotting a new one!