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Don't you hate it when...

someone farts in the car and u cannot open the window cuz its blistering cold out side
 
Don't you hate it when you have a dream that you are drunk, stuck out in the snow and naked, just to realize that it is not a dream?
 
Street sweepers seems to hover around your corner of the street all night 🙁
 
....you splash a lot of hot bacon grease on your testicles.
 
kered said:
....you splash a lot of hot bacon grease on your testicles.
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WOW! You too?????:yowzer:

When a rabid hamster from the planet Yezow eats all your skittles and drinks all your beer. Then demands cab fare.
 
texastickler said:
Don't you hate it when you have a dream that you are drunk, stuck out in the snow and naked, just to realize that it is not a dream?
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:bwahaha:


Don't you hate it when your limousine breaks down and you have to pick another limousine to be driven around in instead?😡
 
.......when you have to be the designated driver????? That just sucks balls. Big fat donkey balls!
 
... you singe your eyebrows, LOL 😀 (Don't ask... but yes, I've done this)
 
.....you get battery acid in both your eyes while stepping on a rusty ten-penny nail?
 
When you are squeezing a lemon, and you get some juice in your eyes. Then your like, "I'm Blind!" You start jumping around when you step into a bear trap and then your like, "Damn! my leg!" Then you realize a bear is caught in the same trap and your like, "Theres a bear in this trap!", and the bear says,"ROAR!" Then you you faint because of the loss of blood! I hate it when that happens.

Moral of the story: "Don't squeeze lemons or things might go sour."
 
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