....you splash a lot of hot bacon grease on your testicles.
Don't you hate it when you have a dream that you are drunk, stuck out in the snow and naked, just to realize that it is not a dream?
WOW! You too?????
When a rabid hamster from the planet Yezow eats all your skittles and drinks all your beer. Then demands cab fare.
.......when you have to be the designated driver????? That just sucks balls. Big fat donkey balls!
When you run out of beer over the weekend.