So I normally don't post anything on the internet but since IMHO I have the most embarassing story to date I'll tell it. So I joined the military right after high school and it was during my training this tragedy takes place. I had an extremely stressful day at work one Friday and didn't get get back to my dorm until around 8. Well I decided to do what most 19 year olds do when stressed, I started downloading internet porn. I had been careful to lock the door to my room and to my bathroom so no one could come in. About 15 minutes later I hear someone outside my door banging and screaming at the top of their lungs" DUDE OPEN THE F-ING DOOR WE ARE GETTING F-ED UP TONIGHT". I could tell by the voice it was my good buddy Rick. Rick was a bit of a raging alcoholic and did this regularly so I ignored it hoping he would go away. After a few moments of silence I proceed with my previous activity. Once again he starts banging on the door and yelling for all the world to hear, which consequently was having disastrous effects on my stress reducing activity. So, silence again and I decide to try and finish quickly when suddenly my window flies open and this ass throws the blinds out of the way. Well here I am butt naked sitting in front of my computer hard as a rock trying to cover up, and let me tell you getting caught spanking off is embarassing enough but Rick takes it up a notch. See he was about as hammered as one can be so the fact that I am totally naked doesnt phase him. He yells out "JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU WATCHING NAKED CHICKS TICKLING EACH OTHERS F-ING FEET? THATS F-ING STRANGE DUDE, WHY DONT YOU LIKE TITTIES?" By this time I had covered up and was yelling at him to get the hell out of my room. He finally did and I shut and locked the window, took a shower, got dressed and walked down to his room to have a talk. When I walk into his room it is filled with people from work. Turns out, good ole Rick was not the only person standing outside my room when he pulled his shenannigans. 3 of my best friends, 2 coworkers, all their girlfriends and 1 girl I had a huge crush on was standing outside as well. Needless to say it was a long night filled with many embarrassing questions. Do you really like feet, whats with the tickling thing dude, are you gay, were you molested? Yes, college frat guys are tough on each other but no one can cut their friends down like a bunch of military guys. So the girl I had a crush on apparantly had a bad experience with an ex-boyfriend who was really into feet and refused to talk to me again. Plus the story didnt stay within the small circle of friends, No no no, it was passed on to anyone who had ears. It took me a long long time to get over that one. Hope you guys liked it.