Hooboy have I got a story for you guys.
Okay so, last night Senshi and I were rolling around before bed as married couples sometimes do, and we hear my sisters' car pull up. Home from work for the night. Nothing unusual there.
And Senshi, the mild-mannered mod we all know and find adorable got the most evilest grin on his face. I mean, Grinch-level. He leapt up and sat on my ankles, pulled my pj bottoms down around my ankles and started tickling my knees, thighs, and hips.
Our bedroom is just off the living room, and our house has no foyer--meaning that when my sister came in through the door, if I had been laughing, she would have heard. So There I was, getting tickled on my worst spot and trying ANYTHING to keep my giggles silent. After a minute or three of this I was failing, little 'ha' noises were coming LOUDLY through my silent laughter, not to mention some embarrassing bi-product noises (snorts, loud gasps, etc).
Could she have just gone to bed? Oh no, nevermind that it was well past midnight. She had to make herself a snack in our kitchen that has an open floorplan with the livingroom and yes, our bedroom door. By this point Senshi was laughing as well, finding my increasing desperation hysterical. I'm not usually incredibly ticklish, so to hear me whispering "stop", "I can't take it" and "you asshole!" and actually halfway mean the desperate begs isn't something he's used to. Apparantly it's hysterical :| :lol Of course the glorious bastard had to start teasing then. Quiet "tickle tickle" type teases punctuated by his own amused laughter? Gods I was so flustered I couldn't think straight x//D
By the time, oh, ten minutes had passed (I'm completely guessing here, it felt like forever) and she FINALLY went to bed, I was thrashing, squeaking, tossing pillows over my face so I could laugh, and just generally a total mess. I tell you guys, it's rare I get to that "I'll do anything for it to stop" stage where I'm not thinking about the embarrassment, the situation, or even how much I'm enjoying it--just desperately trying to get away with absolutely no regard to my own composure or how I look. But last night, holy crap, I was there LONG before it stopped!
The best part? We have an air conditioner/heater unit in our bedroom that we often use for...help with the noise. The a/c stays on, but the heat comes on and off depending on how warm/cool the room is. This ENTIRE TIME the heater was on but not heating. The very MINUTE HE GOT OFF ME and lay down, IT CAME ON. I, in an admittedly giddy state, whipped around to it and exclaimed "OH NOW YOU COME ON?!" :lol
~K