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Favorte Movie Quote.

From "Stir Crazy" Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder are on the cell floor, in the morning, both unknowingly putting on the same pair of pants.

Pryor," AHHHHH, I can't feel anything in my leg"!
 
Classic scene from The Terminator.

Terminator flicking through Sarah Connor's address book then a knock at the door and another knock.
Caretaker: Hey buddy, got a dead cat in there or what?
List of replies:
YES/NO
GO AWAY
OR WHAT?
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
Chooses Fuck you, asshole.
Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.
 
From the movie "JAWS"

Quint, "were headin Brody"

Brody yells out, "THANK CHRIST"!
 
from trainspotting:

"Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"

lol....i said that to an ex once
 
Back To The Future 3: Clock ceremony scene

Buford: Lets settle this right now! ( Speaking to Marty )

Buford gang member #1 Uh not now Buford the marshall has our guns

Buford: like I said we'll finish this up tomorrow

Buford gang member #2: Tomorrow we're robbing the Pine City Stage

Buford: ( Rolls his eyes and agrivated ) What about Monday? Are we doing anything on Monday?

Buford gang member #1 No Monday would be fine, you can kill him on Monday
 
This is one I liked from one of my favorite comedies (Dr. Strangelove)

General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
 
from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang :

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.

Harry: Bad.

Perry: Excuse me?

Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the machanism that allows you to sleep...

Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.


great flick
 
Freddy

USATKLR said:
HOW SWEET !! FRESH MEAT !!
NOW NO ONE SLEEPS !!!

FREDDY KRUEGAR - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4

'How sweet... dark meat!"
Freddy Kruegar- Freddy vs Jason
 
One of the best lines ever...

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride (1987)
 
"Don't you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." -Alvy Singer
 
ljjnico said:
Classic scene from The Terminator.

Terminator flicking through Sarah Connor's address book then a knock at the door and another knock.
Caretaker: Hey buddy, got a dead cat in there or what?
List of replies:
YES/NO
GO AWAY
OR WHAT?
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
Chooses Fuck you, asshole.
Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.

Gotta love the Terminator. I liked this one from T2: Judgement Day --

Terminator shoots a security guard in the leg(sometime after John's tried to explain why he can't kill anyone) .

John Conner "ARE YOU CRAZY!?!"

Terminator "Don't worry-- he'll live."


And from Terminator 3--

Terminator: "I need your clothes"
guy: "Wait your turn, girlfriend!"
T: Take off your clothes..now"
guy: "Talk the hand!"

Terminator grabs the guys hand, causing the guy pain. Terminator pull the hand up to his mouth: "NOW!"

Also from T3, when the Terminator is walking out of the store with a sh*tload of food.

Cashier: "Hey, you gonna pay for that?!"
Terminator holds his hand out in front of the guy's face. "Talk to the hand."
 
Here's one from Hellraiser: Inferno (a damn good b-movie by the way)

Pinhead - Its all a puzzle, isn't it Joseph? Like a game of chess perhaps. The pieces move, apparently aimlessly, but always towards one singular objective...to kill the king; and who is the king in this game Joseph, that is the question you must ask yourself.

Joseph - I don't understand!

Pinhead - Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity; pleading innocence, begging for mercy 'please help me! I don't understand!'
 
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth.

Joey: How did you know my name?!
Pinhead: Thank you Joey.
Pinhead: (Evil laugh.) Human dreams, such fertile ground for sowing the seeds of torment. You're so ripe Joey and it's harvest time.
Joey: This isn't fair! You can't!
Pinhead: Save your tears. I reaped your soul, slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper!
Joey: You bastard! You invaded my mind!
Pinhead: You think your night time world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked, a book that yearns to be read, a door that begs to be opened.
Joey: A door? A window.
Elliott Spenser: Couldn't resist playing games could you?! You had to come through the window of her mind. And now you're in my dominion and now, we're going to Hell!
Pinhead: Ladies first!
Elliott Spenser: NO!
Pinhead: You'll like her better this way, trust me.
Joey: MMMMMPPPPHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH!
Pinhead: Why resist? You love this as much as I. After all, you made me.
 
From the awesome James Bond reboot Casino Royale starring Daniel Craig.

Le Chiffre: You know, I've never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing, to cause more pain than a man can endure...
[Le Chiffre swings knotted rope into Bond's genitals; Bond groans]
...and of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge that if you do not yield soon enough, there will be little left to identify you as man.
[he slaps Bonds face]
...The only question remains: Will you yield... in time? I want the money.
[he swings rope again; Bond screams]
...Miss. Lynd will give me the account number, if she hasn't already, so, all I need from you is the password.
[Bond looks at Le Chiffre]
...The password, please.
James Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
[Le Chiffre swings again]
...No! No! No, no, no, to the right. To the right, to the right!
Le Chiffre: You are a funny man, Mr. Bond.
[he swings again]
James Bond: Aaagh!! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. [sobs then laughs] Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls.
Le Chiffre: Er, I died? I died?
James Bond: Yes, 'cause no matter what you do, I'm not gonna give you the password. Which means, your clients are gonna hunt you down and cut you into little pieces of meat while you're still breathing. Because if you kill me, there'll be no-where else to hide.
Le Chiffre: But, you are [shouts] so wrong. Because, even after I've slaughtered you and your little girlfriend, your people will still welcome me with open arms. Because they need... what I know.
James Bond: The big picture.

[Vesper screams in distance]

Le Chiffre: Give me the password, and I will at least let her live.
[slaps Bond]
..Come on, do it soon enough and she might even be in one piece.
[Bond laughs]
...You really aren't going to tell me, are you?
James Bond: No.
Le Chiffre: So, I think...
[kicks Bond, still tied to the chair, backwards; Bond lands on his back; Le Chiffre pulls out a knife]
...I'll feed you, what you seem not to value.

[gunshots and screaming]
[Mr. White enters, pointing a gun at Le Chiffre]
Le Chiffre: I'll get the money, tell them, I'll get the money.
Mr. White: Money isn't as valuable to our organisation as knowing who to trust.
[Mr. White shoots; Le Chiffre falls, a bullet hole in the forehead]

Mr. White: Hello.
James Bond: [through phone] Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White: Who is this?
[White is shot through leg; he drags himself to the front steps of his house; Bond appears and stands over him holding a silenced UMP .45.]
James Bond: The name's Bond...James Bond.

James Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
 
From Crank:

Verona: Hey CHELIOS! You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! yea? Yeah thats RIGHT! I know about HER! And then-
[interrupted]
Chev Chelios: [Sarcastically] Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, Fucking Blah!
 
This is from one of my favorite cult movies "Breakdown" (VERY underrated and one of J.T Walsh's best performances.) The line is actually delivered by his character and the execution of it is one of the creepiest things I've heard in a movie.

Red Barr: Now, before you get any half-baked ideas about calling in the cavalry, just remember we're gonna be watching you every step of the way. And if we see anything unusual, an unmarked car or truck, anything that even remotely smells like a cop - you can just keep your fucking money, Jeff, and I'll send you pieces of her from time to time.
 
"Alright listen up, we need to open our eyes. There's over two million illegal immigrants bedding down in this state tonight. This state spent three billion dollars last year on services, on people who had no right to be here in the first place. Three billion dollars. 400 million dollars, just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals, who only got in this country, because the fucking INS decided it's not worth the effort, to screen for convicted felons. - This isn't our neighborhood, it's a fucking BATTLEFIELD. We're on a BATTLEFIELD tonight."

Derek Vinyard - American History X.
 
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Travis Bickle: Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
 
From "A Clockwork Orange"

Dim - What did you do that for?
Alex - For being a bastard with no manners. Not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself publicwise, O my brother.
 
Movie A League of their Own

Tom Hanks playing Manager Jimmy Dugan

There's no crying in baseball ?!?!....there's no crying in baseball !!

The beginning of an excellent scene.
 
From "Eraserhead" :bowing: :bowing: :bowing:

Mr. X - I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man made. Little damn things. Smaller than my fist. But they're new. Hi, I'm Bill.

Henry Spencer - Hello there. I'm Henry.

Mrs. X - Henry works at LaPelle's factory.

Mr. X - Oh, printing's your business? Plumbing's mine. For 30 years now. I've watched this neighborhood change from pastures to the hell-hole it is now!

Mary X - Dad!

Mrs. X - Bill!

Mr. X - I put every damn pipe in this neighborhood. People think that pipes grow in their homes. But they sure as hell don't! Look at my knees! Look at my knees!
 
from Murder By Death

sam diamond :The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France.

:blaugh:
 
Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby: Hey. I got my license taken away. That's why I'm delivering pizzas on the bus.
Man on the Subway: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!
Ricky Bobby: I- I've just been having a lot of problems lately.
Man on the Subway: Problems? Don't nobody want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem!
Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you
 
From Night at the Museum:

Larry: [to Jed] "Hey, Teeny," how does that sound?
Jedediah: It hurts my feelings.
Larry: Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
Octavius: I just call you Larry.
Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.
 
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Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
 
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