Favorte Movie Quote.

[luvgirlsfeet]

"Every incident in a person's life effect's everything that follows it" Michael Caine to James Belushi in Mr Destiny

 

[devilsadvocate]

"A few nights ago, Rory's roger iron busted, so he's gone down the battle cruiser to watch the end of his football game. No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. A fat geezer's north opens. He wanders up and turns the Liza over. 'F**k off and watch it somewhere else!' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game. so calm as a coma, he picks up the fire extinguisher, walks straight past the jam rolls ready for action and plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub, and switches back to his footer. 'Thats f*****g it' says the geezer. 'Thats f*****g what?' says Rory, and he gobs out a mouthful of booze, covering fatty. he flicks a flaming match into his birds nest and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed turns back to his game. His teams won too, 4 - 0!!"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

 

[tickleterror]

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Another from that great movie.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Strange isnt it each man's life touches so many other lives, when he isnt around he leaves an awful hole doesnt he...Clarence to George in It's a wonderful life

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You dont need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor...A Few Good Men

 

[huskys]

"Thats not a knife!"
"Now THATS a knife"

Croccodile Dundee

 

[tickleterror]

Nick the Greek: I'll need a sample.
Tom: Ahh, no can do I'm afraid.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Lock stock and two smoking barrels

 

[devilsadvocate]

"That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky to find it in, and you're complaining about 200? what school of finance did you go to? its a deal, its a steal, its sale of the f*****g century, in fact...f**k it Nick i think i'll keep it"

 

[tickleterror]

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know I never got to bat in the Major Leagues. I would have loved to have had that chance Just once. To stare down a big league pitcher, to stare him down and just as he goes into his wind up "wink" make him think you know something he doesnt, thats what I wish for, a chance to squint to the sky so blue that it hurts your eyes just to look at it. To feel the tingle in your arm as you connect with the ball, to run the bases stretch a double into a triple and flop face first into 3rd wrap your arms around the bag...Thats my wish Ray Consella thats my wish and is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true....Archibald "Moonlight" Graham to Ray Consella in Field Of Dreams

 

[Cave In]

"The problem with Scotland is, its full of Scots!" - Braveheart

 

[tickleterror]

Airplane: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

[Cave In]

"Yea thats me grabbing the bull by the horns, Its a metaphor.... But that actually happened" - Dodgeball

 

[tickleterror]

Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.

 

[Mitchell]

"You had me at hello" Renee Zellwegger, in the last scene of Jerry Mcguire.

Mitch

 

[Eriksmasque]

Max Schreck ( played by my fav. actor ; ) )

" I am the light of this city, and I'm its mean, twisted soul"

Batman Returns

 

[Coffee]

Running Scared in the middle of a gun fight one yells out "In all the years we've been partners I've never gotten us killed! NOT ONCE!"

 

[tickleterror]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

 

[InsnlyTklshF]

Fredo Corleone: I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

Micahel Corleone: That's the way Pop wanted it.

Fredo Corleone: It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart!
Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Michael Corleone: Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

Another few GREAT quotes by a GREAT MAN ...

Santino "Sonny" Corleone

Goddamn FBI, don't respect nothing.
You touch my sister again - I'll kill you.
Now listen I want somebody good, and I mean very good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

 

[devilsadvocate]

"all that has befallen you, it was a terrible tragedy. An unforgivable mistake. We will find a cure. Take your rightful place by my side. you are after all a prince. Together we shall rule it all."

"if what you say is true, why does your voice tremble so...father?"

Damaskinos and Nomak in Blade II

 

[Cave In]

Ron: "What cologne are you gonna go with? London Gentlemen, or-- wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
Brian: "No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good."
Ron: "It's quite pungent."
Brian: "Oh yeah."
Ron: "Ooh, it's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
Brian: "Yeah."
Ron: "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline."

 

[tickleterror]

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

 

[Eriksmasque]

ok. Mine's from FINDING NEVERLAND> I don't remember dustin hoffman's character's name ( i'm soo bad = ( ) so, i'll just use Depp and Hoffman instead..

anyway, the scene is a rehearsal for PETER PAN, and JM Barrie ( depp) said the actor playing nana should use his teeth to make the beds because he doesn't have any fingers

Depp: "... because being dog, you don't have proper digits do you?

actor: "I don't have any teeth either"

Depp: * turns to hoffman*" can we get him some teeth then? "

Hoffman: " He can have mine"


LOL

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I can't believe I've never seen this thread before! 😀 Seeing as how I love movies with a passion I have many favorite quotes. Here's one from Pulp Fiction.



Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

 

[Xodlirv]

"Heather, there's a lot of information in here that was off the record."
"You never said anything about off the record."
"Well, I assumed that anything I said while I was inside you was confidential."

Aaron Eckhart and Katie Holmes, Thank You For Smoking