Favorte Movie Quote.

[lightninbug]

More of my personal Favs;

"They're just whittlin' you down piece by piece, Mr. Merriweather"
-Jack Crabb / Little Big Man

"Soons as ya git that'n skinned Pilgrim, I'l gitcha another."
AND
"Mountain's got it's own ways, Pilgrim"
-'Bearclaw' / Jerimiah Johnson

"I'll be your Huckleberry"...Why Johnny Ringo; you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
-Doc Holiday / Tombstone

"No matter where you go; There You Are"
-Buckaroo Banzai

BUG

 

[isabeau]

it was as if a tiny bird had flown into their drab, dismal cell, and for one brief moment, every man in shawshank felt free.

quoted by red while the prisoners were listening to the duet from mozarts marriage of figaro. Shawshank Redemption.

isabeau

 

[amk714]

"We're going streaking!" - Will Farrell, from Old School 😀

 

[blondie46]

"You stole mah stow-ree." Secret Window

 

[amk714]

Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson), from As Good as It Gets:

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

 

[blondie46]

^oh that has gotta be one of my favorites too!

"There's no place like home." Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz

 

[Ignatz]

"They're just whittlin' you down piece by piece, Mr. Merriweather"
-Jack Crabb / Little Big Man

"Soons as ya git that'n skinned Pilgrim, I'l gitcha another."
AND
"Mountain's got it's own ways, Pilgrim"
-'Bearclaw' / Jerimiah Johnson

"I'll be your Huckleberry"...Why Johnny Ringo; you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
-Doc Holiday / Tombstone

Three of my favorite films, there, Bug!

"There's a hawk...heading for the Musselshell. It'd take me three days of riding and he'll be there in...hell, he's there already."
from Jeremiah Johnson

"That Hatchet Jack was a wild 'un. He was living in a cave on the Musselshell with a female panther for two years. She never did get used to him."
Jeremiah Johnson

"Hell, Holliday...you're so drunk you're prob'ly seeing double!"
"I have two guns, sir...one for each of you."
Tombstone

"My new wife is a Snake Woman and they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me."
Little Big Man

(I'm quoting from memory here...might be a little off on the wording.)

 

[Xodlirv]

"The Communists don't believe in God or Jesus?"
"Unh-unh. I hear they're short on toilet paper, too."

Laura Dern and Billy Bob Thornton, Daddy And Them

 

[barefoot_m_uk]

Apologies if these have been done before ...

Lieutenant: I think they can handle one little lady.

Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

[Matrix]

Batty: I've seen things you people would not believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ...

[Blade Runner]

Barbara Novak: Another ruse, Catcher? You know I have no interest in seeing you.
Catcher Block: But you know you have to, and you know I know you have to. I'm sure you know how things are at KNOW ever since your new NOW.
Barbara Novak: I have no way of knowing how things are now at KNOW. I knew how things were at KNOW before NOW.
Catcher Block: Then you should know now at KNOW things are a lot like they are at NOW, we have to interview every applicant for every job, and so do you or you'd be going against NOW's definition of discrimination and you wouldn't want the readers of NOW or KNOW to know that, now would you?
Barbara Novak: Have a seat, Mr. Block.

[Down With Love]

Capt. Koons: This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[Pulp Fiction]

And of course -

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

 

[amk714]

Another one from The Matrix:

Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call. 😀

 

[blondie46]

"You'll find it in Balzak."
Madam Librarian Marian to her mother in "The Music Man."

 

[barefoot_m_uk]

Remembered some more

"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."

[the peerless Man With No Name, from A Fistful Of Dollars]

"You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

[best put-down ever? From Get Carter]

"Flash I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the universe!"

[absolutely the best line ever in my opinion - Flash Gordon, of course]

 

[amk714]

From American Pie:

Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.

 

[Mitchell]

"Love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry" (From Love Story, 1970, said by Ali Macgraw to Ryan O Neal after they had a fight, and again by Ryan O Neal to his father, played by Ray Milland, at the end of the movie)

Mitch

 

[amk714]

From Network:

Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

 

[CaptainQuantum]

Perhaps the funniest monologue ever in a movie, from the original Austin Powers movie:

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

Therapist (Carrie Fisher): Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.

Dr Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Therapist: You know, we have to stop.

 

[Xodlirv]

"I love the Internet. Part fantasy, part community, and you can pay your bills naked."
"They really don't stress that enough as a selling point."

Stockard Channing and Diane Lane, Must Love Dogs

 

[Illtcklu]

I guess the standards:

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" Clark Gable "Gone With The Wind"

and I think this is right:

"In all the gin joints in all the world, why did she have to walk into mine." Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca"

and finally to all my new friends on TMF I quote:

"Louie, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!" Bogey in "Casablanca" again.

 

[Michael514]

"Rocky lll"


Interviewer: "What's your prediction for the fight"?

Clubber Lang (MR. T):,"Prediction"?

Interviewer:,"YES your prediction".

Clubber Lang (MR. T):"PAIN".

 

[Xodlirv]

"Why do old people have such big ears?"

"It's cartilege. It never stops growing."

"But they hear less."

"It's a mystery."

(Lee Evans and Christopher Walken, Plots With A View [USA title: Undertaking Betty]

 

[nytoetapper]

"I will fixate upon you as the instrument of my destruction and you will NEVER feel safe in your little world again."

Don Johnson - Dead Bang

 

[storyteller]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" Clark Gable "Gone With The Wind"

My favorite! But did Scarlett give up? Her ultimate response:

"Tomorrow is another day!"​

--Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara, "Gone with the Wind" (1939)

Some other favorites

"General Picket, Sir, you must look to your division."
"General Lee...I have no division."​

--Martin Sheen as General Robert E. Lee and Stephen Lang as Major General George E. Pickett, "Ghettysbug" (1993)

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one."​

--Clint Eastwood as "Dirty" Harry Callahan, "The Dead Pool" (1988)

Frodo: "I wish none of this had ever happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."​

Ian McKellen as Gandalf the Grey and Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins, "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" (2001)

 

[natural tickler]

During a robbery in Pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson defines the meaning of Ezekiel 25:17. My favorite definition was


That you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and its the world that's evil and selfish...I like that, but that aint the truth. Truth is you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. I am trying Ringo, trying real hard, to be the shepherd

 

[Mr.Tickler]

"No, I count every second"-Kip Niven, New Years Evil


"He's out there somewhere, in the neighborhood, watching.I know he is!"-Carol Kane, When a Stranger Calls


"Gotta hold yur breath, Harry.Gotta hold your breath."-Leslie, Nielson,-Creepshow

 

[tickleterror]

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite" Mr blonde in reservoir dogs.