Find out how you will die.......

[venray]

http://thedeathpsychic.com/


Under my real name....

"A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure. "


(that's why I never go to Doctors...)

Under venray......

"While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns."

(and THAT is why I never go to parades.....Damned Clowns!...)

 

[maniactickler]

You will be sorely missed Ven.

 

[maniactickler]

I just did mine. it says im depressed with life and im going to blow my brains out with a shotgun.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

"An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill."

Oh well that's just peachy.

However, seeing as I have a part-time job in a restaurant; if anyone's going to do any beating with kitchen utensils, it's going to be me!

OK I'm done.

 

[Mitchell]

Mine said that while rummaging through the trunk of my car, a disgruntled neighbor will slam the trunk on me, cutting me from the head to the waist.
A very nice plan of death for me. I'd sooner have figured I'd pass away peacefully in my sleep, from a heart attack, at no younger than age 80. What a weird site that was, ray!

Mitch

P'S Under my TMF alter ego, Ladderlad. This wonderful site says I will die from complications from a rupture. Somehow, that seems more likely than my predicted death under my real name.

 

[TicklishLurker]

You will be sorely missed Ven.

I would've thought you'd fart yourself to death.

Under my full name -

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

Under TicklishLurker -

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

Darn, no being tickled to death?!

 

[kered]

While on a boat I slip and fall overboard. As I struggle to climb back in, my hands are chopped off by the motor blades. I slip beneath the water as I bleed profusely. At least it is better than being beaten to death by a pepper shaker.

 

[maniactickler]

I would've thought you'd fart yourself to death.

Under my full name -

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

Under TicklishLurker -

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

Darn, no being tickled to death?!

Well death by flatulence would work if it was my choice.

 

[Saeria]

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.


This is funny because i'm quite deathly afraid of powerlines AND swimming. But with a death like this i doubt my body can't be plasticized for the Body Worlds Exhibit like i have planned.

 

[scorpionldr]

I think my extravagance of life confused it. It said while walking up an escalator a shoe lace would get caught in it and drag me up and I'd die from internal complications.......one small problem. if I'm being dragged up, why would that cause a fatal incident since i'm walking up anyways

 

[maniactickler]

I think my extravagance of life confused it. It said while walking up an escalator a shoe lace would get caught in it and drag me up and I'd die from internal complications.......one small problem. if I'm being dragged up, why would that cause a fatal incident since i'm walking up anyways

I knew it! this whole thing is a scam! its not how we are really going to die!

 

[Lionhart]

Real name: I'll be struck by a baseball in the chest while in a battiing cage, enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes. Under Lionhart: While at a sporting event an angry fan kicks me in the back and sends me tumbling down several sets of bleachers and i'm declared dead at the scene. What a totally awesome way to croak.

 

[Tamia78]

I just did mine. it says im depressed with life and im going to blow my brains out with a shotgun.

Hmmm...and here I thought it was going to say "Gassed himself to death"

Here's what mine says:
After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

I think I had a dream about this!

--T

 

[maniactickler]

Hmmm...and here I thought it was going to say "Gassed himself to death"

Here's what mine says:
After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

I think I had a dream about this!

--T

Ive always said that senior citizens can be mean!

 

[PainTrain]

"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss"

 

[venray]

Now that you know how you will die.....let us see if you are pregnant.....



http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

 

[gigglegal76]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead.

 

[kered]

Now that you know how you will die.....let us see if you are pregnant.....



http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

Are you sure this test is legit, Ray? It reads that I am pregnant with a girl by Dick Cheney. 😕

 

[venray]

I am having a boy with Clinton...soooo...YOU make the call...

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Having a boy with clinton, eh? Poor guy won't know whether to suck on his mammas breasts or toes...or have her do the sucking.

 

[Capnmad]

"A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull."

Crap. I can't imagine that'll be good for my hair, either.

 

[chicago]

Real Name:

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.


TicklishGiggle:

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.


Wow, that's pretty gross. I'd much rather go with the first one.

And I really like sushi too...


As for the rest, well, I wasn't pregnant the first time, but the second time it said I was giving birth to a 13 pound heiffer with brown hair and hazel eyes. The dad is Boss Hogg. I have no idea who that is, but he's ugly and looks like a frick'n jamoke. When I tried to pick another one, I got Janet Reno. This is frightening... Then it was Michael Jackson, followed by Jesse Jackson (no relation). I gave up.

I'm having one of the laughingstocks from my state's child.

Her name is Zoe Hannah Jackson.

She's going up for adoption. ASAP.

 

[Vae]

Under my real name:

"A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork. "

Under Vae:

"A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change."

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Angel Jean Johnson, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 13 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
My baby's first picture!:

The daddy is....................................


















Michael Jackson!

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

The Birth Certificate:

 

[RobAce]

under my real name....
You die in your sleep of old age.

Yeah...real dramatic huh

under my screen name...
While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

Now thats what I call death!!!!

Rob