I am not thread

[paracarl44]

I am not.....................................

licking the icing off of a cake in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not................................

killing kangaroos in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly lustfully licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I am not tickling the feet of Miley Cyrus and that truth saddens me

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not......................................

operating on a women's ovaries in Ohio.

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...................................

stuck in quicksand in Quebec.

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................

spanking six sorority sisters in Sweden.

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.............................

swimming underwater in my underwear in Utah.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................

washing and waxing my car in Washington.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...................................

yelling or yodeling in Yellowstone Park.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..................................

swimming with alligators in Alabama.

 

[milagros317]

I am not breaking big beautiful brown Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................................

on a collection committee in California.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.................................

eating eggplant in Erie.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...............................

eating giant green grapes at the grocery store.