I am not thread

[paracarl44]

I am not.....................................

harvesting hemp in Hungary.

 

[milagros317]

G was skipped, so:
I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

Onward:
I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not................................

Jumping for joy about taking a journey to Jupiter.

 

[Sensualswitch10]

I am not jamming Jim Jones's jumbo jeep into a narrow parking space

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.....................................

licking lollipops in Liverpool.

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.....................................

in a notary's office in Newport at night.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.............................................

peeing on the pavement in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..........................

eating rotten rhubarb in Romania.

 

[SmashTV]

I am not suddenly spying sneakily on sunbeds.

Cheers, everybody,
SmashTV

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..........................................

tickling teenagers in Tennessee.

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................

repairing engine valves on Volkswagens in Virginia.

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................

playing a xylophone in Xandue.

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yarn. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...........................................

tending to zebras in a zoo in Zurich.

 

[milagros317]

I am not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...................................

begging for a beer in Baltimore.

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................................

digging ditches in Denmark.

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀