I am not thread

[Artoo]

I am not 'orny. 😉

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not pleased about going to work tomorrow

 

[milagros317]

I am not quoting Albert Einstein in my sig. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not reading any of Mark Twain's works at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not spitting on my computer screen. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not tickling anyone at the moment. Sad, ain't it?

 

[milagros317]

I am not unprepared. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not vivacious.

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking down Broadway at the moment. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not Xavier, though I wish I had some telepathic powers.

 

[milagros317]

I am not yelling at anybody now. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not zoologically inclined.

 

[milagros317]

I am not angry at anybody right now. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not baking anything at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not creating a new thread with this post. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not denying anyone's rights.

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly eating eleven English electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not frying any chicken.

 

[milagros317]

I am not gazing upon the bare soles of beautiful young women.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not holding onto any grudges.

 

[milagros317]

I am not indecisive. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not jousting

 

[milagros317]

I am not keeping a live cobra in my top desk drawer. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not lying when I say I'm very ticklish. 😛

 

[Artoo]

I am not kissing arse.