I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not Xena, Warrior Princess, but I want to be her tickle toy. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not yelling at the top of my lungs.

 

[milagros317]

I am not zooming through the water in a hydrofoil. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not an angry animal.

 

[milagros317]

I am not burrowing underground like a mole. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not chasing cheetahs.

 

[milagros317]

I am not devouring delightfully delicious Danish donuts. 😀

 

[Artoo]

I am not eating enormous excesses of edibles.

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not filling the fish tank with water. its already full.

 

[Artoo]

I am not god.

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not hearing voices in my head. at least that is what they are telling me.

 

[Artoo]

I am not igniting, at least not yet.

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not Jerry's partner, Ben.

 

[Artoo]

I am not kissing Kerry Katona, thank Zeus.

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not licking light bulbs.

 

[Artoo]

I am not milagros317!!!

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not nearly near enough posts to get a feather.

 

[Artoo]

I am not partial to eating snozzcumbers.

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not queer

(you missed out "O")

 

[Artoo]

Oh?

Really

Shit.

 

[wishfoot88]

(smooth)

Oh?

Really

Shit.

i am not urinating right now. at least i hope not.........

 

[Artoo]

I am not very good at not urinating.

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not wearing a giant penis suit....thank god!!

 

[Artoo]

I am not Xionking, although we both produce fantastic music! 😛

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not your cat.