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ticklenv said:
Funny question: Would you ever wrestle three midgets in a three-on-one mud wrestling match?
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No. Their tiny hands are terrifying. I think I would scream if they touched me. I think they prefer to be called 'little people' though nowadays.
 
what is the meaning of life?

furthermore, what is the meaning of cheese?


how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck norris? :bow2:
 
VMANDUDE said:
what is the meaning of life?

furthermore, what is the meaning of cheese?


how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck norris? :bow2:
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42

To taste good

Woodchucks don't chuck Norris, Chuck Norris chucks them.
 
When you see your bf, and you had too choose between fishnet or or regular nylon stockings; with your lingerie. What would it be?
 
AnnieHall said:
No, but I will be happy when the Chuck Norris jokes finally die. lol
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the jokes wont die until about 10 years after HE dies......IF he dies.....can he die? i heard somewhere that god tried to take his life and bring him into heaven, and chuck norris roundhouse-kicked god in the face and stayed here.
 
ticklenv said:
When you see your bf, and you had too choose between fishnet or or regular nylon stockings; with your lingerie. What would it be?
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I'm not really a lingerie person, but if that situation arose, I'd probably find out what he liked better and go with that 🙂

VMANDUDE said:
the jokes wont die until about 10 years after HE dies......IF he dies.....can he die? i heard somewhere that god tried to take his life and bring him into heaven, and chuck norris roundhouse-kicked god in the face and stayed here.
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I can't wait for him to die.
 
VMANDUDE said:
the jokes wont die until about 10 years after HE dies......IF he dies.....can he die? i heard somewhere that god tried to take his life and bring him into heaven, and chuck norris roundhouse-kicked god in the face and stayed here.
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Did you know Chuck Norris is a zombie than? Off with his head... It's the only way to save humanity from a post-apocalyptic world. I also missed the news ticker their was a god... Damn you CNN.
 
darkscar said:
What is your fav color?
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Green.

paracarl44 said:
Go to: http://www.channel7wbc.com/electronic-cigarettes.htm

Is it true that smoking is banned in public places in Chicago.
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Thanks. I've already done a ton of research. Now, it's pretty much whatever the cheapest USA made model I can find. And in the fine print there it says it's not approved by the FDA, the product doesn't claim to help you quit smoking, nor was it designed to help you quit smoking. These guys are very tricky.

Smoking is banned in all public places, parks, beaches, train platforms, and everywhere else you have to be at least 15 feet from any entrance.
 
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