Inquire with the Observer

[thetmfobserver]

Today's question comes from the dark recesses of my brain . . .


"Observer, where does your lap go when you stand up?"


Well, I think that the area of our bodies that we consider a "lap" is always there with us. It's just not as functional when we're standing. No one has ever stood on someone's lap who is also standing.

 

[Helena]

Do you like to dance?

 

[thetmfobserver]

I can enjoy dancing, yes indeed.

 

[CrystalLight]

*dusts off*

- Where's the pie?

- Is there fresh pie?

- What kind of pie do you like?

- Did you just want to respond to the above w/a sexual innuendo?

- What's your favorite color?

- What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

- Do you have a favorite band?

- How do you beat the blahs?

- What do you do for a living?

- If you were to find a (non poisonous) snake in your house, would you scream girlishly?

- Favorite Comic book Super hero?

- Do you think this is enough questions for a thread ressurection?

 

[thetmfobserver]

*dusts off*

- Where's the pie?

I swear, there was pie when I last left. Course, that was in January. Maybe rats came by and ate it. Or Myriads was REALLY hungry during the update.


- Is there fresh pie?

I'm not much of a baker. Can I cook you something instead?


- What kind of pie do you like?

I enjoy most pies. However, I am especially partial to chocolate cream and boston cream. The latter of which might not actually be a pie. In fact, I'm sure of it.


- Did you just want to respond to the above w/a sexual innuendo?

Shockingly, no, I did not. I'm either much less dirty than I thought I was, or (much more likely), I think with my stomach first.


- What's your favorite color?

Cobalt blue is pretty nice.


- What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

I don't do beer or wine much, so I'm either drinking hard stuff (mixed), or malt beverages. If we're talking mixed drinks, I'll take a Disaronno and Diet Coke. Or a Seven and Seven, if I'm feeling it. Otherwise, Mike's Hard Lemonade. Classy, I know.


- Do you have a favorite band?

Not particularly. I'll say Barenaked Ladies, just to have an answer.


- How do you beat the blahs?

With a stick!

Generally, I need company to pull me out of it. What's nice is that I've found the TMF (Silly Stuff more specifically) can fill that need nicely.

If I don't have company, I put on a video game or a movie.


- What do you do for a living?

I am responsible for the instruction of the youth of America. Tremble in fear!


- If you were to find a (non poisonous) snake in your house, would you scream girlishly?

Nope, I don't mind snakes all that much. My friend used to have some garden snakes that turned up in her basement, and I'd have to put them back outside.

Now, if it's a rodent, then I might lose my Man Card.


- Favorite Comic book Super hero?

Colossus. Big, buff, and what I wouldn't give to be able to turn to steel and break some stuff when the mood strikes me. 🙂


- Do you think this is enough questions for a thread ressurection?

All I know is that for the second time in about a week, you have made my day. You have my eternal gratitude, milady.

 

[CrystalLight]

- Have you thought about offering spaghetti & cookies instead? I'd reckon those take longer to mold.


- You like to cook, aye? What is your specialty?


- Both of those sounded awful. Never tried either.. so I guess I shouldn't judge. -- What could someone do for you that would instantly bring a smile to your face?


- If I say "penis", do you think with your stomach?


- What about Uno?


- What vehicle would you love to own?


- What's your take on "man purses" ?


- What is a Seven & Seven?


- Dog guy or cat guy?


- What genre of music do you find yourself listening to the most?


- Vidya games? What are some of your favorites?


- If I told you I was forming a Guitar Hero Band of Amazing-ness, what instrument would you want to play?


- What is your take on the Youth of America these days?



- What is/are your Heritage(s)?


- What about Spiders & those really scary, nasty fucking centipedes?


- Favorite Comic Villain?


- Batman or Spiderman?


- DC or Marvel?


- Pudding or Jello?


- Lee or Ler?


- If I asked you to fly here and help me detail clean my car, would you?

 

[thetmfobserver]

- Have you thought about offering spaghetti & cookies instead? I'd reckon those take longer to mold.

Spaghetti flavored cookies? Or just both. I don't know about you, but that's a diet program I can get behind.


- You like to cook, aye? What is your specialty?

I'm a fair hand with chicken. Broiled, baked, roasted, fried. My personal favorite is breaded and sauteed.


- Both of those sounded awful. Never tried either.. so I guess I shouldn't judge. -- What could someone do for you that would instantly bring a smile to your face?

Besides posting in this thread? I'm big into the small gestures. Little things that let me know they are thinking of me. A random text message, or some knick knack they thought I liked.


- If I say "penis", do you think with your stomach?

No. Truthfully, I shudder. Why we're not all lesbians is beyond me.


- What about Uno?

Do I think with my stomach when it comes to Uno? Not really. Of course, I've never tried to eat the cards. Perhaps they're tasty...


- What vehicle would you love to own?

I've never been a big car nut. When I was a kid, I always wanted one of those large panel vans, where I could pack 8-10 of my friends in and take them somewhere. Now, I realize that those are usually reserved for federal agents, prison work programs, and the random sexual predator, so my tastes have mellowed a bit.

Currently, if I had to pick a "dream" car, it would be any sort of SUV with good gas mileage that was an obnoxious color.


- What's your take on "man purses" ?

I don't think the average man has enough necessary items to warrant a purse. A wallet, a set of keys and a cell phone is likely all a guy should need. So, I don't personally use one, but I won't judge someone who chooses to.


- What is a Seven & Seven?

A delightful beverage which is a mix of Seagram's Seven whiskey and some sort of Lemon-Lime soda (7-Up ideally, but it's usually Sprite.) To be honest, it tastes a bit like pine tar, I've been told. For whatever reason, I enjoy the flavor.


- Dog guy or cat guy?

Dog guy. Cats are smaller than I'd prefer, they have claws, and they don't do much.


- What genre of music do you find yourself listening to the most?

Lately, it's been acapella music that I find on YouTube.


- Vidya games? What are some of your favorites?

I just finished Batman: Arkham Asylum, which was pretty darn good. I was into WoW for a LONG time, but I deleted the game files accidentally, and don't have the energy to reinstall it and then buy the latest expansion. I'm also into the MLB: The Show series.


- If I told you I was forming a Guitar Hero Band of Amazing-ness, what instrument would you want to play?

I've never played Guitar Hero in my life. Having said that, drums. Unless they come up with those keyboard guitars like they had in the 80's. I'll rock that out.


- What is your take on the Youth of America these days?

The Youth of America that I deal with are between the ages of 6-8. At that age, they are innocent (the lucky ones are, anyway), and generally fun to be around. I worry about the "next generation", however, since I wonder about the type of world they will be inheriting when they come of age.

Not quite philosophical, but I think that went a little deep.

That's what she said.


- What is/are your Heritage(s)?

I mainly know about the genealogy on my father's side. Irish and Sicilian, though I've been told that there might be some Norse mixed in as well, which is the coolest thing I've heard in a long time.

On my mother's side, it's English and French Canadian, methinks. I identify with the paternal heritages a lot more.


- What about Spiders & those really scary, nasty fucking centipedes?

I have no problem with insects of any kinds, save for bees and wasps. I was stung in the lip once, which sucked, plus I tried to kill one with a dictionary and broke a window. Here's a tip: Don't throw the dictionary when you're trying to kill it. Especially not at work...


- Favorite Comic Villain?

Oh, god, that's a good question. The Joker is pretty awesome, but that might be because of playing Arkham. Actually, now that I think about it, Batman might win for best villains overall. Joker, Riddler, Poison Ivy, Ra's Al Ghul, the list is endless...


- Batman or Spiderman?

Batman. Spiderman has always been too angst-ridden for me, especially Tobey Maguire's rendition.

I usually lean towards the heroes who actually have powers, but Batman is pretty cool. Plus, he gets to be a billionaire playboy when he's not fighting crime. What's not to like?


- DC or Marvel?

Marvel. Seriously, the Marvel MMO needs to come out right now.


- Pudding or Jello?

Pudding. Jell-O never tastes like the fruit its supposed to be, plus it feels all goopy in the mouth.

That's also what she said.


- Lee or Ler?

75% Ler, 25% Lee. Though the percentages fluctuate depending on the situation and the person.


- If I asked you to fly here and help me detail clean my car, would you?[/QUOTE]

First of all, I'm close enough (CT) where I wouldn't need to fly. Second, sure, as long as you don't mind that I have no idea how to detail clean a car, and will likely ruin everything.

 

[CrystalLight]

- Ever heard of chocolate chip cookies baked around Oreo cookies?


- If I baked you some, would you devour them?


- Are you a steak guy? Or stick mostly to chicken?


- What kind of things do you collect?


- What animal do you feel best represents your personality?


- What kind of card games do you like to play, if any?


- What obnoxious color would you pick?


- Would you have all sorts of crazy art on your Rape Van if you owned one?


- Would it have a special place in the back for making whoopie?


- Do you think anyone ever really uses the term "making whoopie" anymore?


- Do you want kids?


- How old ARE you?


- How old do you feel you act?


- What kind of clothing do you prefer to wear? Do you have a specific style?


- Tell me more about the Batman game. Do you think I should invest in it?


- What kind of cell phone do you have?


- What do you hate about it?


- Are YOU always this deep?? 😵


- Would you be insulted if I asked that due to your heritage, does that mean you're a big pasta fan?

- If yes; I'm sorry.


- LMFAO..... Holy crap. -- Did you get fired for that? 😀


- JOKER! YES! You are just epic, yanno that?

- Yes, that was a question.

- The above wasn't.


- What are your feelings on the new Ultimate Spider-man being half-hispanic, half-black and the Media muttering that he may be gay also?


- Do you read a lot of Graphic Novels?

- What are some of your favorites?


- Favorite breakfast food?


- You live in CT; have you ever gone to any gatherings/munches?


- Why not?

- If we've met before and I don't remember, this is the part where I feel like a complete asshole.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Ever heard of chocolate chip cookies baked around Oreo cookies?

News to me.


- If I baked you some, would you devour them?

Um, I'd try one, sure! And then, since I'm scientific and stuff, I'd need to make sure the second one tasted as good as the first. By then, it's a meal, not a snack, so I might as well have another 1-2. Depending on how many you made, I might need to finish off the rest, just so they're not lonely.


- Are you a steak guy? Or stick mostly to chicken?

I enjoy steak, too, but I stick mostly to chicken to maintain my girlish figure.


- What kind of things do you collect?

Not much of a collector, actually. I used to have a ton of movies, but over the years, I've donated or sold most of those.


- What animal do you feel best represents your personality?

That's a good question. Maybe a bulldog? Laid back, relaxed, little lazy, drools a lot. Sounds like me.


- What kind of card games do you like to play, if any?

I'm a big fan of card games. Poker, rummy, gin, setback, war, etc.


- What obnoxious color would you pick?

Really bright electric blue. Or teal.


- Would you have all sorts of crazy art on your Rape Van if you owned one?

Nope, I wouldn't want to seem too conspicuous. I'd deck it out all Captain America style, where the paint and the license plates could change at the flick of a switch.


- Would it have a special place in the back for making whoopie?

From what I've heard, whoopie pies take a while to make. I don't know if it would work in the back of a van.


- Do you think anyone ever really uses the term "making whoopie" anymore?

You're the first I've seen in a long time. It works for ya, though.


- Do you want kids?

I do.


- How old ARE you?

One score and eight orbits.


- How old do you feel you act?

Sometimes? 12. Other times? 67.


- What kind of clothing do you prefer to wear? Do you have a specific style?

I don't know much about styles, necessarily. In summer, it's cargo shorts and either T-shirts or polo shirts, depending on the occasion. Other seasons, jeans and the same, with a button up thrown in when I'm feeling particularly dashing.


- Tell me more about the Batman game. Do you think I should invest in it?

Arkham Asylum is an excellent game, especially since these days, you can find it for $25 at a Game Stop. You're the Dark Knight, trying to stop Joker, who has taken over the Asylum. Using your fighting prowess, gadgets, and detective abilities, you eliminate the bad guys and solve problems.

It's worth a purchase, although if you have GameFly or one of those rental services, you can finish it in a couple weeks if you're committed.

I mostly recommend it because there is a sequel coming out, and the preview looks awesome.

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- What kind of cell phone do you have?

Samsung.


- What do you hate about it?

I am a fan of this phone, actually, which is why I haven't updated despite having my 2 year free upgrade available.


- Are YOU always this deep?? 😵

Good God, no. I like to intersperse the deepness with bad puns and silly references.


- Would you be insulted if I asked that due to your heritage, does that mean you're a big pasta fan?

Of course not. And yes, I enjoy a good bowl of pasta, though I'm not huge on marinara sauce. My Italian grandmother, were she alive today, would beat me with her wooden spoon for hearing that.


- LMFAO..... Holy crap. -- Did you get fired for that? 😀

Nope, actually I did not. The superintendent laughed at me, and told me to not show off in front of the students.


- JOKER! YES! You are just epic, yanno that?

I don't feel particularly epic. But I'll take your word for it.


- Yes, that was a question.

I know that!


- The above wasn't.

. . .


- What are your feelings on the new Ultimate Spider-man being half-hispanic, half-black and the Media muttering that he may be gay also?

First of all, it doesn't really matter what race he is, as long as he listens to his tio Benito when he has wise words for him.

As for him being gay, I also have no problem with it. Will MJ become Michael Jackson?


- Do you read a lot of Graphic Novels?

I do not, actually. I'm much more into the YA fantasy books.


- What are some of your favorites?

I read the Marvel Civil War series a couple months ago, and I dug that. I keep meaning to read Watchmen, but haven't gotten around to it.


- Favorite breakfast food?

Hmm, chocolate chip pancakes are hard to turn down. I usually stick to toast and a banana, though.


- You live in CT; have you ever gone to any gatherings/munches?

I have not.


- Why not?

Number of reasons, mainly revolving around keeping my personal life, professional life and fetish life all separate.


- If we've met before and I don't remember, this is the part where I feel like a complete asshole.

We have not met before. The only TMF'er I have ever seen in person is Venray, and I didn't have the courage to introduce myself.

 

[CrystalLight]

- Your last blog post states you grow tired of things quickly. -- Do you think you'll ever grow tired of asking other folks questions?

- Why did you stop the Sixty Second blogging?


- Do you work out at all?


- What are some possessions that you could never part with?


- But a bulldog can be pretty aggressive too. Do you consider yourself that?


- Ever heard of the card game Skipbo?


- Do YOU laugh out loud at some things you read on forum?


- What are some of your guilty pleasures?


- What are 6 things you feel you're good at?


- What is your opinion of people having and using alternate accounts on forum?


- Who do YOU share a dwelling with?


- You know that I actually figured out what that meant in years? 😀


- So, do you consider yourself an 'old soul' with the habits of a kid?


- Do you have a specific style that you enjoy seeing women wear?


- Are you a big Batman fan?


- What are some of the things you enjoy most about being a 'ler?


- Do you enjoy any other fetishy elements during play?


- If I asked for your 2 cents on something, would you give me a quarter's worth?


- Homemade sauce or sauce out of the jar?


- What was one of the most enjoyable things you did this past weekend?


- You should take my word for it.


- How do you typically wind down for the night?


- Have you ever heard or read the Graphic Novel "Preacher" ?


- What do you enjoy about reading Fantasy novels?


- Have you ever seen the Watchmen Movie?


- Are you always such a healthy eater?


- So you'll probably never consider attending a gathering or anything ever?


- Where did you see Venray? 😵


- Are you amped up for school starting again?


- What are you dreading about it?


- Is there anything besides teaching that you'd like to take a stab at?


- Do you feel you work well with kids?


- What exactly do you do with the knowledge/information you learn about people here or anywhere else?


- What are one of the most important elements to a healthy relationship, in your opinion?

- Have you ever cheated on a SO?


- Been cheated on?


- How did you handle either situation if yes?


- Do you prefer serious questions, silly questions or a combo platter?


- Would you like to join me with some coffee and watch the monsoon of rain pouring down here? 😀


- Are you/did you have a good morning so far?

 

[thetmfobserver]

- Your last blog post states you grow tired of things quickly. -- Do you think you'll ever grow tired of asking other folks questions?

No, but I do have phases where I tire of actively posting on the TMF, so in that sense, I do stop asking questions.


- Why did you stop the Sixty Second blogging?

See above. Tired of it, plus, there are times where you don't even have enough to say to fill sixty seconds.


- Do you work out at all?

From time to time. I'd love to get more into it, but . . . I'm lazy.


- What are some possessions that you could never part with?

I'd like to think there isn't anything I could do without, material wise. My glasses, maybe. That'd be tricky.


- But a bulldog can be pretty aggressive too. Do you consider yourself that?

I can be aggressive when needed, or when I'm irritated.


- Ever heard of the card game Skipbo?

Own it!


- Do YOU laugh out loud at some things you read on forum?

From time to time. I smile a lot.


- What are some of your guilty pleasures?

TMF'ing, caffeine, wonton soup...


- What are 6 things you feel you're good at?

Getting to know someone. Cooking. Observing. Taking care of the people I love. Teaching. Word games.


- What is your opinion of people having and using alternate accounts on forum?

To each their own, I suppose. Whatever gets them through the day.


- Who do YOU share a dwelling with?

Wife.


- You know that I actually figured out what that meant in years? 😀

Abe Lincoln would be proud.


- So, do you consider yourself an 'old soul' with the habits of a kid?

That's an excellent way of describing it.


- Do you have a specific style that you enjoy seeing women wear?

Not really. I don't like the look where a woman seems to be begging for attention, but at the same time, a little skin never hurt anyone, either.


- Are you a big Batman fan?

I enjoy the villains more than the hero.


- What are some of the things you enjoy most about being a 'ler?

The laughter, first and foremost. The other reactions of the 'lee, the sense of control, the touch. I'm a fan of lots of it.


- Do you enjoy any other fetishy elements during play?

Bondage, does that count? Otherwise, I'm fairly noobish when it comes to anything else.


- If I asked for your 2 cents on something, would you give me a quarter's worth?

Depends on what you're asking, and how my opinion is valued.


- Homemade sauce or sauce out of the jar?

Sauce out of the jar. Homemade sauce takes a while.


- What was one of the most enjoyable things you did this past weekend?

This weekend was a quiet one with the Mrs. We ordered food and watched a movie. I dug it.


- You should take my word for it.

OK, if you say so.


- How do you typically wind down for the night?

Getting into bed, reading or watching TV, talking with the wife.


- Have you ever heard or read the Graphic Novel "Preacher" ?

I have not. Is it recommended?


- What do you enjoy about reading Fantasy novels?

I have always been a fan of the supernatural; powers or creatures that defy description. Plus, those books are way entertaining.


- Have you ever seen the Watchmen Movie?

I have, I believe. Parts of it, at least. I remember the naked blue guy.


- Are you always such a healthy eater?

Good God, no. I've lost 40 pounds in the last 2 years. I used to be RIDICULOUS when it came to diet.


- So you'll probably never consider attending a gathering or anything ever?

Not at this point in my life, no. If something were to change, then who knows?


- Where did you see Venray? 😵

He used to work at the mall I frequent.


- Are you amped up for school starting again?

Not really. I'm excited for parts of it, but I enjoy getting paid to sit at home.


- What are you dreading about it?

New administrator. Never know what that will mean.


- Is there anything besides teaching that you'd like to take a stab at?

Wouldn't mind trying short order cook, or work on the radio.


- Do you feel you work well with kids?

I do. Far better than I do with adults, actually.


- What exactly do you do with the knowledge/information you learn about people here or anywhere else?

I try to keep some of it in my brain. Most of it floats out into the cosmos, however.


- What are one of the most important elements to a healthy relationship, in your opinion?

Patience. Definitely patience.


- Have you ever cheated on a SO?

Guilty.


- Been cheated on?

Far more than I'd care to remember.


- How did you handle either situation if yes?

When I was the cheater, I kept it to myself, actually. The relationship ended weeks afterwards due to other factors, and in my youthful ignorance, I assumed it best to not add to the tension.

When I have been cheated on, I have tried to recover as best I can. It's a deep wound, though.


- Do you prefer serious questions, silly questions or a combo platter?

Combo platter, with white rice.


- Would you like to join me with some coffee and watch the monsoon of rain pouring down here? 😀

I adore rainstorms, so sure. I'll pass on the coffee, though.


- Are you/did you have a good morning so far?

It's been OK. It's early, yet. 🙂

 

[CrystalLight]

- Do you happen to have a Fetlife profile?

- When you tire of posting around the TMF, do you just lurk or do you disappear from the forum entirely?

- Do you still keep tabs on any of the friends you've made here if you do disappear?

- What would you say your mood is currently?

- How do you keep yourself motivated when doing things you don't really want to do?

- Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

- Would you consider yourself an aggressive lover?

- An aggressive 'ler?

- Are you an expert Skipbo player?

- Does it take a lot to make you laugh?

- Favorite caffeinated beverage?

- What are 4 things you value in friends?

- How long have you been married?

- Cliche: Does your wife know/partake in your fetish with you?

- What form of attire would you consider "begging for attention" ?

- What other websites do you frequent?

- Favorite body part to tickle?

- Have you seen any other element (such as spanking, flogging, bastinado) in a video or what-not that has made you curious about trying it with tickling?

- Do you consider yourself a good person to vent to?

- What movie did you watch?

- I highly recommend it. Highly. Like more than highly. Gonna give it a shot?

- If you had one supernatural power, what would it be?

- How tall are you?

- What would have to change?


- Have you had bad experiences with past Administrators?


- Do you think you have a good radio voice?


- What caused you to make the decision to cheat?


- If you were cheated on, would you always prefer to know?


- Are you a fan of Chinese food?

 

[thetmfobserver]

- Do you happen to have a Fetlife profile?

I do, indeed. Fetlife does wonky things with my browser, especially the home page, so I don't check it that often. It's there, though.


- When you tire of posting around the TMF, do you just lurk or do you disappear from the forum entirely?

I lurk. There's not much that could keep me out of here permanently.


- Do you still keep tabs on any of the friends you've made here if you do disappear?

For the most part. I'll stalk their posts every now and then.


- What would you say your mood is currently?

Currently, I'm in an odd mood. I was just really productive, so I feel good from that, but it was a weird morning. I'm still not sure where I stand. I'll get back to you.


- How do you keep yourself motivated when doing things you don't really want to do?

Depends. My internal motivation is iffy. If it's something I REALLY don't want to do, I need frequent breaks, or an external reward. If it's just a chore or something, I'll push through, or put something on to distract myself.


- Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

No, ma'am. Never had the desire.


- Would you consider yourself an aggressive lover?

Emotionally? Absolutely. Physically? I can be, but I'm a bit self-conscious, so it's tricky.


- An aggressive 'ler?

I haven't had the chance to play with anyone who would feel comfortable with an aggressive ler, so I'll say no for now.


- Are you an expert Skipbo player?

I've played for years. Does that count? How is one at expert at Skip-bo, it's all in the cards!


- Does it take a lot to make you laugh?

Depends on what it is, and my mood at the time. Some things I don't find funny that other people find hilarious. Other times, I'm laughing hysterically when no one else is. Senses of humor are funny things. Pardon the pun.


- Favorite caffeinated beverage?

I don't drink it anymore, but Diet Coke is the best thing on the planet.


- What are 4 things you value in friends?

Trust, a sense of humor, openness, similar interests.


- How long have you been married?

6 weeks or so.


- Cliche: Does your wife know/partake in your fetish with you?

She knows about it, and will humor me from time to time. But no, she's not "into" it. Hence why I'm not a gatherer.


- What form of attire would you consider "begging for attention" ?

Those shorts where the pockets hang down below the actual short itself. That's a prime example.


- What other websites do you frequent?

ESPN, CNN, YouTube


- Favorite body part to tickle?

Depends on the person. All things equal, I'd take feet or underarms.


- Have you seen any other element (such as spanking, flogging, bastinado) in a video or what-not that has made you curious about trying it with tickling?

Honestly, no, not really. I suppose I'd try spanking, but I'd need to be involved with someone who enjoyed it. There's not much pleasure in it if the victim isn't having at least some bit of fun.

My FetLife profile likely has more specifics. Stupid browser...


- Do you consider yourself a good person to vent to?

Yes, actually, I do. I'm a pretty good listener (actually taught a class on it back in high school), and I think I give decent advice. Or I suck. Either way...


- What movie did you watch?

Adjustment Bureau.


- I highly recommend it. Highly. Like more than highly. Gonna give it a shot?

If I can find it, sure! I'll look for it at the library.


- If you had one supernatural power, what would it be?

I'd like to be able to read people's minds. Or teleport. Teleporting telepathy, there we go!


- How tall are you?

Somewhere between 5'7" and 5'9", depending on what convenience store I'm leaving.

- What would have to change?

My marriage. 🙂 My wife would not be a big fan, and I would not be able to deceive her by going on the side.


- Have you had bad experiences with past Administrators?

Not particularly. Actually, the principals I've worked for have been decent enough. It's always a wonder, though, what the new one's expectations will be. I don't want to be forced to wear a tie.


- Do you think you have a good radio voice?

I do, actually. I did a guest spot on a friend's radio show in college, and I enjoyed it. My dad would tell you that I have a face for radio, but he's a bastid that way. 🙂


- What caused you to make the decision to cheat?

Oy...We're going real deep, aren't we?

Let's see. It's happened twice, I hate to say it. The first time was just out of high school, when I was convinced that "casual dating" was the way to go. I didn't realize that it had to be a two-way decision, otherwise the other person is going to be awfully confused. I was an idiot.

The second time was in college. I was dating a girl that I wasn't really a fan of, yet I couldn't build up the testicular fortitude to end it. At the same time, the girl I was in love with confessed that she had feelings for me, too. That sealed the deal, so to speak.

I'm not defending my actions in any way, but I will say that in both cases, the "cheating" was kissing, and nothing more.

How much do I owe you for this therapy session, Crys?


- If you were cheated on, would you always prefer to know?

That's another tough question. It's better to know up front rather than find out some time later, as I sadly have found out on more than one occasion.

As much as it might seem like the better option to be forever ignorant, I'll say I'd prefer to know. It's a deeper blow to the psyche, but it's the honest one.


- Are you a fan of Chinese food?

Certain types, yes indeed.

 

[CrystalLight]

- Do you check in on Fet Life a lot, or not really since it acts weird for ya?


- What brings you out of 'lurking' ?


- Where do you enjoy posting most?


- You never got back to me. How is your mood NOW?


- Is there anything you have to do specifically for work that requires MUCHO motivation?


- How do you mean you can be a bit self-conscious?


- What would you consider "aggressive 'lering" ?


- What are your top 4 (even numbaah) favorite books?


- Who are some of your favorite Comedians?


- Why'd ya stop drinking Diet Coke? (my favorite too.)


- What are some things that would deter you from wanting to talk to someone/get to know them better?


- Enjoying married life?


- So she just doesn't feel comfy with ya attending one?


- Do you think gals who wear certain shoes are also begging for attention also?


- Favorite Football team?


- Do ya have a foot fetish?


- Link to your FL profile?


- Do you think people listened to your lesson on listening?


- 6 favorite movies of all time?


- Do you have any religious beliefs?


- Do you have any specific Disney movie songs memorized?


- Do you eat the cafeteria food at school or prefer to bring your own lunch?


- Are you more of a "Corporate Casual" dresser for work? Or a Jeans and button up kinda dude?


- Do you get along with your family?


- You don't owe me anything. LOL.. Hey, I can't control where my mind takes me questions-wise. 😛


- Are you happy with your life at this moment?


- What do you do to pull yourself out of a bad mood?

 

[thetmfobserver]

- Do you check in on Fet Life a lot, or not really since it acts weird for ya?

Since it's acting weird, no, I don't check it. The last time was when the TMF was down, and I could access the TMF on Fetlife page. For some reason, that worked for me.


- What brings you out of 'lurking' ?

Usually, I'll be signed in, and see something I feel needs my sage wisdom. That gets me thinking "I haven't checked the SSF in ages", and before I know it, I have a new feather.


- Where do you enjoy posting most?

SSF, without question.


- You never got back to me. How is your mood NOW?

Currently, I just got back from the gym, so I am fatigued, yet content.


- Is there anything you have to do specifically for work that requires MUCHO motivation?

Correcting papers, even for 7 year olds, takes a lot of effort. Same with putting up new posters.


- How do you mean you can be a bit self-conscious?

You are not the only one with self-confidence issues, milady.


- What would you consider "aggressive 'lering" ?

Depends. The bad kind of aggressive is tickling much too hard, or trying to torture someone who isn't into it.

The good kind is pushing the lee's limit without going overboard, returning to the most sensitive spots, and adding a level of "mind-fuck" to the proceedings as well.


- What are your top 4 (even numbaah) favorite books?

😀 Darn good question. This will be nowhere close to a cohesive list.

Stephen King's Different Seasons

Larry McMurtry's Lonesome Dove

The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud (3 books, but tough)

Have a Nice Day, by Mick Foley


- Who are some of your favorite Comedians?

Oh God. I'm a big Stand-Up comedy fan. In no particular order...

Bill Cosby. Lewis Black. John Pinette. Jim Gaffigan. Conan O'Brien.

Mitch Fatel. Alton Brown (foodie, yet comical). George Carlin.

Ummm...There's more, but that's good for now.


- Why'd ya stop drinking Diet Coke? (my favorite too.)

Combination of trying to kick caffeine, plus I've been told the Aspartame in DC does something funky. So I stick to regular Coke when I do have caffeine, though in moments of weakness, I get the caffeine free DC.


- What are some things that would deter you from wanting to talk to someone/get to know them better?

It's all in the attitude a person comes across with in the first seconds of meeting them. If they seem genuine and kind, I'll always want to get to know them. If they are rude, stand-off-ish or otherwise asinine, I steer clear.


- Enjoying married life?

Married life is quite nice. Ups and downs as in every relationship, but there are far more good days than bad ones.

Far more.


- So she just doesn't feel comfy with ya attending one?

Since she knows that tickling is hardwired into my sexuality, she feels that any interaction I have with a ticklephile is potentially dangerous. She's worried that I will find someone who shares my fetish, and will run off with them. A bit ridiculous, but I can respect the concern.


- Do you think gals who wear certain shoes are also begging for attention also?

Most likely. If you're wearing multiple inch stiletto heels, you're likely doing it so people will check you out. I don't think anyone pines for the feeling of wearing those.


- Favorite Football team?

Not a huge football fan. I'll say the Patriots, since they're a New England team, but I'm not picky. I loved watching the Packers win last year. I think I enjoy personalities and players more than teams when it comes to football. To wit, Rex Ryan is hilarious.


- Do ya have a foot fetish?

Guilty.


- Link to your FL profile?

MisterObserver is the name. If you want to link it, I can check it!


- Do you think people listened to your lesson on listening?

I don't know. I was talking to other high school students, so likely not. It was one of those "we planned this 15 minutes before we presented", which is how I spent most of high school.


- 6 favorite movies of all time?

I once owned over 200 movies, so this will be tough.

Shawshank Redemption.

Face / Off

Get Shorty

Kung Fu Hustle

The Dark Knight

Die Hard: With a Vengeance


- Do you have any religious beliefs?

I was raised Catholic, so that shapes my view on the religious world. However, I don't practice, and actually enjoy a lot of individual things about various religions.

I believe in a power higher than this, and I believe that there is more to a person than the physical shell and the neurological pulses that flow through the body. I also believe that when you die, that energy (call it a soul if you like) does something else. What that is, I don't know, but I don't believe that this is the end-all be-all.


- Do you have any specific Disney movie songs memorized?

If I listened to some (particularly from the Lion King), I'd probably be able to sing them. But none that I could perform in an instant.


- Do you eat the cafeteria food at school or prefer to bring your own lunch?

Since I've changed my eating habits, I prefer to bring my own lunch. There are one or two items the lunch BFF's make that are amazing, though.


- Are you more of a "Corporate Casual" dresser for work? Or a Jeans and button up kinda dude?

For work, I wear dress pants and polo's or button ups, with a rare long sleeved T-shirt or sweater thrown in for good measure. I don't iron my clothes, though, so it's casual enough.


- Do you get along with your family?

I do, indeed. My parents are fantastic people.


- You don't owe me anything. LOL.. Hey, I can't control where my mind takes me questions-wise. 😛

Well, that was the first time I've really considered the choices I made, so I thank you for it.


- Are you happy with your life at this moment?

My life is pretty amazing, I have to say. I have an amazing wife, a supportive family, a good job, and I am financially secure.

Now that I've said all this, I will likely be hit by a bread truck the next time I step outside. 🙂


- What do you do to pull yourself out of a bad mood?

If I'm alone, I play video games or come on here, actually. If my wife is home, she has the amazing ability to make me feel better within seconds. So I go and whine to her, and life is grand.

 

[CrystalLight]

Have you been hit on for having a girly profile yet?

Do you secretly wish to be?

Have you ever received a creepy PM here?

Did you secretly enjoy it?

How important are the Feather Levels to you?

I saw you started up with the 60 second blogs. 😀 Enjoying?

Putting up new posters of what? Artwork?

What is one part of yourself you're most critical about?

How would YOU sum up current married life?

What's your definition of a 'mind fuck' in your experience?

Are you by any chance a Dean Koontz fan too?

Which Comedian's work do you think you could quote the most accurately?

What's new in your life since we last chatted/question bombed each other?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Have you been hit on for having a girly profile yet?

I have not. In fact, no one has commented on it yet.


Do you secretly wish to be?

Well, everyone likes to feel pretty.


Have you ever received a creepy PM here?

Yes. I was harassed by a couple people about doing a Talking Tickling with a specific fetish producer / model. Something seemed fishy about it, so I declined.


Did you secretly enjoy it?

No, not really. Though, everyone likes to feel pretty.


How important are the Feather Levels to you?

Not very important at all. Though, I will admit that I have been saddened when I reached a new feather and did not get a congratulations thread for it. I refuse to start one for myself, but that bummed me out.


I saw you started up with the 60 second blogs. 😀 Enjoying?

I only did one. I actually thought of doing another today, but I couldn't think of a damn thing to write about.


Putting up new posters of what? Artwork?

Depends on the unit I'm teaching. I figure if a student is going to be distracted, they might as well learn something.


What is one part of yourself you're most critical about?

🙂 Aside from a few bedroom things? My size.


How would YOU sum up current married life?

There is an extra level of pressure that comes with being married. Even if you've known the person for ages and been together a long time, there are still things that become a problem, even when they never used to be.


What's your definition of a 'mind fuck' in your experience?

Truthfully, I haven't done much mind-fucking, tickling wise. I would define it as getting inside a person's head to make the experience more intense and (ideally) pleasurable. I've been able to do it with some traditional sexual things, but not with tickling.


Are you by any chance a Dean Koontz fan too?

Never read anything by him. Why?


Which Comedian's work do you think you could quote the most accurately?

Hmm, good question. Lewis Black, perhaps. Or Bill Cosby.


What's new in your life since we last chatted/question bombed each other?

Let's see. Had some family and friends over this weekend, which is incredibly rare. That was fun.

 

[CrystalLight]

Did you not see my comment on your profile?

Do you know how to tie someone up properly? Or do you kinda go at it the best you can?

Do you own any bondage equipment or does Wife not approve?

What's the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Would you be happy if I made you a Congrats thread once you Level up?

Every played Yoshi's Island?

They key to writing about things like that is to not think about it too hard. Gonna give it another shot?

What would you say you're most skilled at?

What bedroom things are you most critical about?

How long were you with Wife before marrying her?

How'd you manage it with 'traditional' sex?

Dean Koontz is like Stephen King on crack.

Have you ever shot a gun?

Have you always wanted to teach?

What do you enjoy most about the changing of Seasons?

Is it the little things in life that make you happy, or do you think you're a bit more complex?

Ever thought about binding someone in Christmas lights?

How did you manage to post all those questions back to me so quickly?

What do you enjoy most about asking questions?

Does Wife know about forum?

If I bought a dog and wanted to name it after you, would you be insulted?

Favorite X-men character?

Your thoughts on the Smurfs?

Top 4 Guilty pleasures?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Did you not see my comment on your profile?

LMFAO It's Beautiful? Yeah, I saw that one 🙂


Do you know how to tie someone up properly? Or do you kinda go at it the best you can?

I'm a relative novice with rope. I was not a Boy Scout or a sailor, so my knot-tying experience doesn't go much beyond my shoes. In the past, I've done the best I can.


Do you own any bondage equipment or does Wife not approve?

I do. It's used from time to time.


What's the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Enjoyed the fact that it was a peaceful night.


Would you be happy if I made you a Congrats thread once you Level up?

Of course I would!


Every played Yoshi's Island?

Can't say that I have.


They key to writing about things like that is to not think about it too hard. Gonna give it another shot?

The blogging? Absolutely. I'll do it right after this, in fact. Just for you.


What would you say you're most skilled at?

Hmm. Working with kids, perhaps.


What bedroom things are you most critical about?

Are you breaking out your psychological skills on me?


How long were you with Wife before marrying her?

More than 5 years.


How'd you manage it with 'traditional' sex?

Verbally getting inside their head, to increase the experience.


Dean Koontz is like Stephen King on crack.

Hmmm, wasn't Stephen King already on crack once upon a time?


Have you ever shot a gun?

Maybe once. Not a fan.


Have you always wanted to teach?

No. As a kid, I wanted to be Michael Jackson or Bret Hart. But since mid-way through high school, this has been pretty much the goal.


What do you enjoy most about the changing of Seasons?

I enjoy the week or two where we go back and forth between them. My favorite is when spring turns to summer. You have those gorgeous spring days, then it starts to get warmer, and people really start getting excited.


Is it the little things in life that make you happy, or do you think you're a bit more complex?

I think I am a very simple person. I enjoy the little things a whole lot.


Ever thought about binding someone in Christmas lights?

No, but that's a bright idea. 🙂


How did you manage to post all those questions back to me so quickly?

I'm either really good at asking questions, or I'm a stalker. Either one could work.


What do you enjoy most about asking questions?

Reading the responses that go with them, and how those answers lead me to more questions.


Does Wife know about forum?

She knows it exists, yes.


If I bought a dog and wanted to name it after you, would you be insulted?

Depends on the dog. If it's a Bernese Mountain Dog, or some other noble animal, of course not. God help you if it's a poodle, though.


Favorite X-men character?

Colossus. Nightcrawler comes in second, and in one MMO I played a few years ago, I combined the two. It was glorious.


Your thoughts on the Smurfs?

While I don't dislike them, I don't like them either. We don't have much in common.


Top 4 Guilty pleasures?

Caffeine Free Diet Coke (Snuck one today, it was awesome)

Posting on here.

Spending hours playing video games.

Enjoying the Food Network far more than I should.

 

[CrystalLight]

Are you all ready for School to start?

How do you prepare?

Are you enjoying the Fall-esque weather, or is it relatively warm still where you are?

Did you own any MJ gear?

What is Wife's thoughts about the Forum?

If you could stalk a celebrity, who would you pick?

What do you like about watching cooking shows?

If I WAS busting out Psychological skills -- how would that make you feel?

What's so special about Colossus?

Do you think Magneto is a bit overrated?

Bondage w/tickling or Wrestling and tickling?

What did you do this weekend?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Are you all ready for School to start?

No, not at all. I'm getting there, though.


How do you prepare?

First, I need to rearrange the classroom. Sometimes it's easy, but at the end of last year, I decided to totally redo the layout, so that has been taking some time. I have a lot of furniture, and need to find the best place for each piece.

I haven't even begun to start labeling folders / supplies and laying them out.


Are you enjoying the Fall-esque weather, or is it relatively warm still where you are?

Today has been an ideal day. Mid 70's temperature wise, and not so sunny you want to die. A little breeze, too, which is perfect. The window is open, and I'm a happy guy.


Did you own any MJ gear?

I had a couple CD's, but that was it. Though I asked for a monkey numerous times.


What is Wife's thoughts about the Forum?

I don't think she is a big fan. I think she's come to terms with the fact that I look at clips and such, but she's worried that if I communicate with people on here, I'll wind up leaving.


If you could stalk a celebrity, who would you pick?

I don't think I'd do well at stalking. My stealthiness is about the same as a tranquilized bear.


What do you like about watching cooking shows?

I enjoy the ones that mix food with humor. Good Eats is my all-time favorite. I learn some things, I enjoy Alton Brown's silliness, and I drool over delicious looking food.


If I WAS busting out Psychological skills -- how would that make you feel?

Quite good, actually. It would mean you're showing an interest, which is always nice.


What's so special about Colossus?

I've been wondering that, myself. As a kid, I played the X-Men arcade game, and I was always Colossus. I loved how he started glowing, and he would scream, and that was supposedly one of his big powers.

But, he's big, he turns into living steel (which is really cool), and yet he's a nice guy. He sacrifices himself to save the world from the Legacy Virus.


Do you think Magneto is a bit overrated?

Yes and no. On one hand, while having the power over magnetism is neat, that shouldn't make him the be-all end-all when it comes to super villains.

Contrarily, his back story justifies his beliefs. (If you haven't seen X-Men: First Class, you should. It was shockingly good.) You can understand where he's coming from, even if you don't agree with his actions. I like that in a villain.

Plus, Sir Ian McKellen did an AMAZING job in the movies, in my opinion.


Bondage w/tickling or Wrestling and tickling?

I'm OK with either. I was a wrestler back in the day, so I am pretty confident in my grappling skills.

Plus, who's going to turn down bondage? Come on now. 🙂


What did you do this weekend?

Did a few projects around the apt. Went out to lunch. Watched a baseball game. Relaxed.

 

[CrystalLight]

2 more days for school starting. You all prepped?


Are you going to read any Dean Koontz?


Did you do anything memorable over the summer?


What annoys you most about social networking websites?

 

[thetmfobserver]

2 more days for school starting. You all prepped?

The classroom is set. The first day's materials are mostly set. My mindset is not at all set. This will be a week I improv my way through.


Are you going to read any Dean Koontz?

I will have to check him out next time I'm at the library. I just read a monster Stephen King novel, and have started a history of American Presidents. (Because I'm that cool)


Did you do anything memorable over the summer?

Marriage count? 🙂


What annoys you most about social networking websites?

Stupid status messages where people post about having a dog, and want everyone else who has a dog to repost. What a waste of time.