Kered's World:A pictorial review

[Helena]

Helena always tries to put her jacket in that closet because she really, really enjoys the strip search before she leaves.

Everyone knows that I cannot turn down a good strip search when you put on your "give me my money back" costume. It's such a turn on playing dress up. Buggy loves it, too.

 

[kered]

Buggy only wants my groundskeeper Cyril to search him. I don't ask why.

 

[Helena]

Everyone was in a joyous mood this evening when a purple hippo appeared on the lawn of kered's compound. Kered immediately named her Gretchen.

 

[kered]

I am flattered at such a lovely gift, Helena. I'll put here in the stable next to your room.

 

[cettorpes]

I do find myself in a lot of trouble. I have to hand it to you there, Cettorpes. Or I'll let you do it yourself.😱

I do not understand the expressions hand it to you... and I do not understand the sentence do it yourself... so I am afraid I cannot write anything here which makes sense. (Oh, did I ever?) SO Goodbye, Julius. 😱

 

[Helena]

I am flattered at such a lovely gift, Helena. I'll put here in the stable next to your room.

The stable is next to the house, not in the house silly. I'm not moving out of my suite. You can't make me.

 

[kered]

I do not understand the expressions hand it to you... and I do not understand the sentence do it yourself... so I am afraid I cannot write anything here which makes sense. (Oh, did I ever?) SO Goodbye, Julius. 😱

Um.....I'll explain all this in a pm, Cettorpes.

The stable is next to the house, not in the house silly. I'm not moving out of my suite. You can't make me.

I'd hate to try and make you move. It would sadden me to even think about it.

































But the sheriff and his deputy buddies love to help people move for non payment of rent.

 

[Helena]

But the sheriff and his deputy buddies love to help people move for non payment of rent.

Well, I guess a good thing couldn't last forever. Now that I'm all packed, just let me grab my jacket out of the MONEY CLOSET. When did you put that pesky lock on here, anyway?
A silent alarm? With a keypad? OMG.

 

[kered]

Well, I guess a good thing couldn't last forever. Now that I'm all packed, just let me grab my jacket out of the MONEY CLOSET. When did you put that pesky lock on here, anyway?
A silent alarm? With a keypad? OMG.

I was just kidding Helena. Stay as long as you want. The lock is Agnes'. We switched closets and she very protective of her mops and brooms.

 

[Bugman]

Kered has long had a secret laboratory in the basement of a building he owns shares in.While working on his latest experiment however there was a minor incident.



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[Bugman]

A top notch medical team was dispatched to aid Kered.

 

[Bugman]

Upon his arrival at the hospital x-rays were taken,revealing some unexpected issues and explaining his complaints of constipation.

 

[Bugman]

Given the serious nature of his injuries,the hospitals best nurses were assigned to Kered around the clock.

 

[kered]

Kered has long had a secret laboratory in the basement of a building he owns shares in.While working on his latest experiment however there was a minor incident.



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Let this be a lesson for everyone. Never touch the green wire with the red wire!

A top notch medical team was dispatched to aid Kered.

Really not needed although I somehow felt really uncomfortable.

Upon his arrival at the hospital x-rays were taken,revealing some unexpected issues and explaining his complaints of constipation.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Never touch the green wire to the red wire!

Given the serious nature of his injuries,the hospitals best nurses were assigned to Kered around the clock.

Where did you get the photo of Helena?

 

[Helena]

Now that Kered is on the mend from his constipation debacle, and the red and green wire mix up is over, he has opted for some well needed vacation time, and is planning a trip to europe.

 

[Helena]

Kered, alone in his house, planning his trip to Finland, was considering a regular hotel for accomadations until he saw this advertisement.
"Hmmmm," he cackled. "I'm all about the cheapness. Look! Bike touring! I must pm Helena right away with this glorious news of possibility!"

 

[Helena]

Kered discovered that the hostel-biking tourists he had planned to travel with were going to wear matching outfits, and ride state-of-the-art bikes.
He was so happy that he did "the dance of joy" for about 30 minutes.

 

[Bugman]

Kereds landing in Helsinki was a bit rough.

 

[Helena]

Kereds landing in Helsinki was a bit rough.

You know what Bug? CNN reported that all the passengers and crew where playing a Finnish drinking game during the landing, so no one noticed the turbulence. Apparently the rules of the game are simple: everytime your ears pop, or the ride gets choppy, we count to three and do a shot. When you get on the plane, you are issued your complimentary vodka.

 

[kered]

Those wacky Fins really know how to keep a guy calm on a rough plane ride. I was so drunk I thought I was flying the jet right after the pilots passed out on the floor. They kept mummbling something about ..Otto...Pilot. I told them my name was Kered but I'll give her a try anyway.

 

[Helena]

those wacky fins really know how to keep a guy calm on a rough plane ride. I was so drunk i thought i was flying the jet right after the pilots passed out on the floor. They kept mummbling something about ..otto...pilot. I told them my name was kered but i'll give her a try anyway.

bwhahahahahahaha!

 

[DimpleToes]

you guys crack me up.. my face hurts from laughing

HUGSSS/Lisa

 

[Helena]

Helsinki's finest taxi to help you find your Elder hostel.

The stairway to heavenly accomodations...just like the brochure promised. Outside plumbing just like home. Perfect after a long day of bike riding.

 

[Bugman]

After checking into his Hostel,Kered was eager to hit the links for a round of golf.

 

[Bugman]

Cutting his game short,Kered returned to his rental car.