Kered's World:A pictorial review

[cettorpes]

On the way back Kered was captured by some pirates and they tied him to a chair and gave his ears to eat to their hungry parrot, which did quite a good job...

 

[kered]

Being a parrot lover, I quickly had the little dickens bite through the ropes, killed all the pirates, and headed for my dinner engagement in London. It's not nice to kill pirates, you say? Well, they pissed me off....and we were beyond the ten mile limit......so anything goes, I guess.

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

I admit I was nervous. I had a proper English dinner engagement with Slap~n~Ticklee in London in a few days.

😉 At least your dinner date didn't turn up naked, I'm glad to see she came suitably attired 😀 And me, proper...haha not on your nelly sweetums


Hmm I wonder what state you were in after killing all those pirates

 

[kered]

😉 At least your dinner date didn't turn up naked, I'm glad to see she came suitably attired 😀 And me, proper...haha not on your nelly sweetums

Proper enough for the photo op and turn a few heads, she did.

Hmm I wonder what state you were in after killing all those pirates

Um....intoxication....

 

[Bugman]

Word that Kered was about to arrive in London spread quickly throughout the city,causing considerable excitement among the citizens.



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[kered]

On the way to the hotel I ran into an interesting Celtic ritual, I guess. People wear having a tomato tossing contest so I thought I'd join in. Darned if the guy I was throwing to missed it and it hit a police officer. Then everybody went nuts. So I ducked into a pub and watched from the window table and had a spot of Porter.

 

[slacker2114]

kered recently caught on camera during intermission at a local monster truck rally...

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[kered]

Well........being a minor celebrity does have it's price.....and I got to drink a lot of free beer.

 

[Helena]

Well........being a minor celebrity does have it's price.....and I got to drink a lot of free beer.

The next day, Kered said he cried with joy when he was able to view the World's Largest Beer Mug.

 

[kered]

Just the thought of it still brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Helena]

Just the thought of it still brings a tear to my eye.

How on earth did you find the world's largest penis? Must have been humbling.

 

[kered]

Find it? The artist made a plaster cast of me and the rest is history.

 

[Helena]

Find it? The artist made a plaster cast of me and the rest is history.

The roadside English attraction that was the most impressive was the world's largest tire.

 

[Helena]

Kered was famished after a long day of sight-seeing. He went to the pub and said to the waiter, "Bring me the world's largest cheeseburger!"

 

[Helena]

"Oh, and I'd like a milkshake to go with my cheeseburger."
"What size, sir?"
I don't know. I guess I'll have the LARGEST one you've got!"
"Yes, sir."

 

[kered]

Yes, but I ordered the small sized fries. Had to leave room for dessert!

 

[Bugman]

Walking in Hyde Park one day,Kered stumbled across a rally that intrigued him.Borrowing a bicycle,he joined his new found friends on a ride through the streets of London.


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[kered]

I don't know what happened this time. A beautiful redhead asked if I liked animals and if I would like to ride a bike with her. Next thing I knew she was nekkid and we were peddling around London. When I was done watching the exquisite musclular motion of her ass I invited her for a steak dinner. She called me a bloody wanker and dumped my in front of this big house with large gates and a tall guy in a funny hat. Buckham or whatever the estate is called.....

 

[Bugman]

Pressing business matters at home forced Kered to cut his trip short and return to the US.He had purchased numerous souvenirs for himself as well as gifts for family and friends,and getting everything home proved a daunting challenge.

 

[Bugman]

Kered found his landing in New York just as memorable as his arrival in Finland had been.

 

[Bugman]

The slight delay in landing caused Kered to miss his connecting flight.Renting a plane,he took the controls and set off for home.

 

[kered]

The slight delay in landing caused Kered to miss his connecting flight.Renting a plane,he took the controls and set off for home.

Sonsabitching crosswinds screw me up every time.

 

[Bugman]

Thinking that traveling by land was best,Kered purchased a bus ticket.

 

[Bugman]

His bus trip being interrupted,Kered checked into a motel for the night.When he awoke the next morning it seemed his journey was to face further delays.

 

[Bugman]

Despite the floods Kered was determined to press on towards home.He was able to rent an atv and avoid the flooded streets.