Let's write a silly poem

[kered]

Who could it be collecting all the stares
With stinky socks and frizzy hairs

Steely eyes and wicked grin
Chaw stains on her teeth and chin

But it is not true of what I say
Because Izzy is the sweetest today

 

[milagros317]

I took a long walk in Central Park,
It was in the afternoon, long before dark.
😀

 

[kered]

Webcamming is fun
At least to me

I see the girls
And the girls see me

 

[milagros317]

I played bridge last night and did well,
Which I believe to be swell. 😀

 

[cettorpes]

I got here just for a short time
Because this computer is not mine.


LOVE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS!!!!!!

 

[milagros317]

It's been a fine sunny day,
And I didn't go away. 😀

 

[tickleshotel]

This is my first attempt, something that came to my head


I Crave to be Tickled Pink
It surely is a Challenge
I would not shrink
Shrink you say?
One is losing your height
The other is insightful
Every Night
Night or Day
I hope that by teasing
The Ticklers will make me Pay
By Tickling me all Day

 

[milagros317]

Nice poem, TH. 😀

I can't write poems that long,
And I don't burst into song.

 

[cettorpes]

I liked your poems very much
It's easy - my heart - to touch.

It is good to have you here,
Write more poems, my friends, dear!

 

[tickleshotel]

Oh how it hurts me to part
I would love to sit with you in a park
Do you hear the dog Bark?

 

[isabeau]

Who could it be collecting all the stares
With stinky socks and frizzy hairs

Steely eyes and wicked grin
Chaw stains on her teeth and chin

But it is not true of what I say
Because Izzy is the sweetest today

awwwww....

Kered has a poopy mouth
the biggest in the north and south
he has this obsession with gas
and things that come out of his ass lol

but despite all these flaws
and his rather loose flapping jaws..
he is the bestest brother
i could ask for no other..

i wuv him to pieces back...

 

[cettorpes]

Laura is my new friend
Who is writing here
Some moments I like to spend
With reading her lines that cheer.

 

[kered]

Tickleshotel is really giggly
Cettorpes is kind to all
Kered is a girl's dream
Izzy just spits chaw

Mils is brave and brainy
Spareme has golden locks
Embraceabl writes tickling stories
Izzy won't wash her socks




.....Burma Shave!...........

 

[milagros317]

There are many people here
Who like to spread good cheer.

😀

 

[isabeau]

Tickleshotel is really giggly
Cettorpes is kind to all
Kered is a girl's dream
Izzy just spits chaw

Mils is brave and brainy
Spareme has golden locks
Embraceabl writes tickling stories
Izzy won't wash her socks




.....Burma Shave!...........

Milagros is a gentle soul
Kurchie wouldn't hurt a fly
Kered however is a ghoul...

Buggy is the sweetest guy
even Zod is not so bad..lol
Pokey is one in a million
Kered's poopy mouth makes me mad...hehe

 

[milagros317]

Many people are fond of cats.
But hardly any fond of bats.
And almost nobody is fond of rats. 😱

 

[cettorpes]

Thanks for calling me kind.
I like dogs the best.
Birds I wouldn't mind
You can keep the rest.

Something completely different:

A new dimension has opened to me
I've never thought such a wonder to be
I saw angels in the sky
They were flying high
Showed me the gate of a beautiful world
Millions of wonders to be discovered.

Full of love, joy, goodness and peace.
No hard fists, fighting, any sharp teeth
I heard music from the sky
So nice I had to sigh
Thousand coloured pure energy wave
Filled my heart. I flew through the gate.

 

[isabeau]

kered has a teeny tiny one
it's no bigger than a bb gun
it's so itsy bitsy small
not even one millimillimeter tall
that it can never ever cause anyone any fun....

 

[kered]

While hiking on a mountain path
One dark and scary night
I felt that I was not alone
And met a dreadful sight

There was something on the ground
So fecculent and raw
I took a few steps closer
To spy a pool of chaw

A giant shadow jumped out at me
Boulders flew through the air
There stood before me a ghastly specter
With stinky socks and frizzy hair

I knew that I was caught at last
She spoke while her eyes did shimmer
"Now go and wash your hands, you goof,
Because it's time for dinner."

Sis walked me back to the house
To a meal that was so refined
Then Sis forgave my poopy mouth
But still kicked my behind!

 

[milagros317]

Although it causes me no pain
I still don't like the rain. 😀

 

[isabeau]

one dark and stormy night
imagine my horrible fright
to behold a man in bibs
with a straw hanging from wet lips..

eeks i did so cry
and then i did so spy
my bestest friend Nicole
i said the sister of my soul
i then cried out to brother...be prepared to die..

Nicole will pounce and pound
and drive you into the ground.
and then dear brother of mine
i'll check to make sure you are fine
and then carry you home all safe and sound...

 

[cettorpes]

Teasing each other in every way
You just continue it, every day ?

 

[milagros317]

A frustrated young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas. 😱

 

[isabeau]

A frustrated young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas. 😱

lol ^

roses are red
violets are blue
i wonder who said
let's get drunk and screw...hehee..

 

[milagros317]

I've been caled sick
For reciting that limerick.
😀