Make Up A Fact!

[kered]

Women really love loud flatulent men.

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Fact : Dogs would rather do it human style !

 

[kered]

Dill pickle juice is a great deodorant.

 

[slacker2114]

Women flock to guys who pick their nose.

 

[kered]

Wearing Bermuda shorts and white tube socks drives women wild!

 

[Carsomyr]

Clouds are made from cotton candy 😀

 

[milagros317]

Eating too much celery will make all of your teeth turn green and then rot away. 😱

 

[kered]

Drinking single malt whiskey increases your sexual endurance.

 

[milagros317]

Eating coconut cream pie makes you live to age 90. 😀

 

[kered]

Loud flatulation chases away snakes.

 

[milagros317]

Eating chocolate cake twice a day prevents cancer. 😀

 

[kered]

White seedless grapes will make you want to masterbate.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Jed Bartlett is the President of the United States

 

[kered]

Eating celery makes your testicles shrink!

 

[Mitchell]

Bill Clinton was never President Of The United States.

Mitch

 

[thetmfobserver]

The Irish-Italian brand of men make the best ticklers.

 

[texastickler]

George Bush was a genius.

 

[Filthyweasel]

It is widely known that personal confidence helps an individual succeed both personally and professionally. Confidence is tested when a person tasks him/herself to perform a difficult deed before many people, and whether succeeding or failing, the act alone helps to hone that indomitable spirit we all wish we had. Meaning the more embarrassing or hard-to-do action before a group of people helps that much more to harden the individual, rewarding him/her with a more confident and outgoing personality.

Using that logic, masturbating in public, while being highly illegal, is the single greatest training method to make you overall a better person.

 

[kered]

Over exposure to brussel sprouts will make your testicles explode!!

 

[thetmfobserver]

The Revolutionary War was won, surprisingly, by the Swiss. Switzerland, in fact, has won every war since the early 1200's.

 

[Filthyweasel]

If you stick your thumb in your mouth and blow hard enough you will prolapse.

 

[kered]

It is considered good luck to fart in an elevator full of nuns.

 

[thetmfobserver]

LeBron James will hold a television conference at 9 PM tonight where he will announce that he has taken a shower today.

 

[kered]

If you neglect to eat at least one pastry a day your testicles will explode!

 

[milagros317]

People who eat a healthy vegetarian diet always get run over by a bus before they're 50.