Make Up A Fact!

[thetmfobserver]

Interestingly enough, the TMF is actually a covert CIA cover up. The Silly Stuff Forum is the base of operations. Mils is the code name for General Lionel Turkeybaster, head of the federales.

 

[milagros317]

Eating cheese every day for five years will cause your ears to turn green and fall off. 😱

 

[kered]

Asperagus helps keep your testicles from exploding.

 

[milagros317]

If you eat too much broccoli, then your nose will turn green and start rotting away. 😱

 

[Mitchell]

Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Phil Niekro did not know how to throw a knuckleball.

Mitch

 

[kered]

If seven random people were all facing south on the roof of a Ford Dealership in Wilmington West Virginia and eating celery sticks at 2:37 am on a Tuesday Milagros' testicles would explode! 😱

 

[thetmfobserver]

Talking about exploding testicles will make your testicles explode.

 

[kered]

Too late.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Kered has bionic testicles made from stainless steel, rubber tubing, and the skin of a small ring tailed lemur

 

[kered]

They work better than the originals.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Bionic testicles carry 37% more sperm than natural ones.

 

[kered]

Bionic testicles carry 37% more sperm than natural ones.

But the rattling makes it hard to play hide and seek.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Hide and seek is the most popular foreplay in Central Indiana.

 

[kered]

Hide and seek is the most popular foreplay in Central Indiana.

Sure it is! It involves the removal of one's clothing by a member of the opposite sex when being searched if you are caught.


For some strange reason nobody has ever won.

 

[thetmfobserver]

When playing hide and seek in Central Indiana, it is advisable to wear parkas, galoshes, and metal undergarments.

 

[kered]

When playing hide and seek in Central Indiana, it is advisable to wear parkas, galoshes, and metal undergarments.

*Only if you dislike being strip searched then violated by a sexy member of the opposite sex, or same sex if that is more to your liking.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Drinking beer from red glasses can give you herpes.

 

[kered]

^ Wait a minute. That is true!

 

[thetmfobserver]

Herpes tastes like gummy bears

 

[kered]

When Milagros talks, people listen.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of celery will make all of your teeth rot and fall out. 😱

 

[thetmfobserver]

I'm secretly a major motion picture star. Yes, that's right. I'm Nicole Kidman.

 

[kered]

If a lady eats too many radishes at one time, her bewbies will explode!

 

[thetmfobserver]

Kered's garden pictures will be in the next edition of "Hot Veggie Lover's" Wall Calendar. Rumor is Kered will be April and half of May.

 

[milagros317]

Jogging more than two miles a day will cause your knees to rust inside and lock up. 😱