Make Up A Fact!

[thetmfobserver]

Look for Jack Black to be starring in an Oscar-worthy performance as Reginald Balmsquad, a ex Navy Seal with no ears or nose, yet still is the world's best tracker.

 

[milagros317]

Eating grapefruit every morning will destroy your liver and kidneys. 😱

 

[kered]

Kered's garden pictures will be in the next edition of "Hot Veggie Lover's" Wall Calendar. Rumor is Kered will be April and half of May.

^ Now this is funny!!



Ghosts point and laugh at you when you are nekkid.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am the smartest man alive, and will be solving all of the world's problems by breakfast on Thursday.

 

[c7_assassin]

Tobacco smoke is a cure for ugly.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Listening to Fox News makes your eyes bleed. Actually, I think this is true.

 

[c7_assassin]

The character of Jar Jar Binks was based on a circus clown that raped George Lucas when he was 9.

 

[kered]

If you take a nap on a Canadian girl your hair will start to turn gray.

 

[c7_assassin]

^that fact is absolutely true! 😀

 

[kered]

^ should know that it is worth it.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Listening to John Mayer in the morning will cause hair to grow inside the roof of your mouth.

 

[Jason Reborn]

tickling me will cure all your ails 😀

 

[drewskee]

The character of Jar Jar Binks was based on a circus clown that raped George Lucas when he was 9.

I can actually see this being true. That fucker was every bit creepy as he was annoying.

 

[c7_assassin]

In the original script of Star Wars, Leia was 14 years old and Annkin (the hero) punches her right in the face.

(note: I'm cheating, this fact is actually true)

 

[tkpatience]

facts are false 50% of the time

 

[thetmfobserver]

97.6 % of statistics are made up.

 

[Jason Reborn]

100% of all ticklers are immune to tickling me 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

There is an episode of Sesame Street that was banned in America. It showed Bert and Ernie having hot sex in the bath tub. They also thought of creative uses of using a rubber duckie during sex. It was to teach childern about homosexuality.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

There is another episode of Sesame Street that was banned in America. It showed Cookie Monster making cookies. In this episode you find out why he was so addicted to them. Cookie Monster makes 'Special' cookies.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

People kept mailing Jim Henson and asking what Count Von Count did for food. There is a lost of episode of the Count counting the dead bodies of people stored in a room in his castle. Then it shows him counting people who are alive in his dungeon and then he sucks the blood of one of the living people until that person dies. Then he ask the children to tell him how many dead people that makes. Then he the children for the total number of dead and alive people.

 

[Backstep]

The Illuminati is a real organization founded by Microsoft, the Dana Farber Institute, the American Psychiatric Association, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and Viewers Like You.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Dr. Robert R Provine is a physician credited with the first nose to genital transplant.

 

[milagros317]

If you eat too much lettuce, then you will turn green like a leprechaun. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

Leprechauns exist, but unlike the legend, they do not reside in Ireland. They all actually live in a garbage can on the Upper West Side.

 

[milagros317]

The best form of exercise is being tied down and tickled without mercy for hours.