My God.....The Horror

[ShiningIce]

*Prepares his secret weapon* Soon............very soon

 

[His Divine Shadow]

What can I say? I'm an evil god-emperor. I gotta blow stuff up.

 

[kurchatovium]

I never really liked coconuts anyway.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

At least everybody's happy.😀

 

[Admiral Trouser]

*Admiral Trouser, seriously regretting that he hadn't found this thread earlier so he could keep a tag on the proceedings, surveys the carnage before him. He looks up at a rather sheepish-looking Divine Shadow, and then back down at the smouldering craters and wrecked Post Offices. He sighs a heavy sigh, steps close to Shadow and co, and utters:*

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

AT

 

[rajee]

Glad you made it Admiral. I am ready to update you on the situation.

 

[ShiningIce]

Hmm time to blow something else up...........*Blasts Neptune out of the sky* weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[His Divine Shadow]

@Admiral Trouser: Opps, did I do that?😀

@Ice: Aim for higher goals.

*Raises arms and summons a friggin huge energy ball. Fires it into space and annihilates the Andromeda Galaxy*

 

[rajee]

There goes some fine loyal neptunians.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

MUST....DESTROY....MORE.....

AHA!!!!

*Takes carefull aim, and annihilates the IRS building.*


MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rajee]

😀 Now who will audit me when I include my lunches and dinners with my invisible friend, Bob.😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Who cares?? NO MORE TAXES!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARIBA ARIBA!!!!!

 

[rajee]

Taxes smaxes!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Is that happiness that they are gone, or do you not care that they are?

 

[rajee]

😀 I'd prefer a taxless society. A sudden loss of taxes will be detrimental to the economy.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hmph.

PAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rajee]

😀 We didn't think about that before we blew up the building did we.😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Boom Boom.😀

 

[rajee]

😱 Uh Oh! What did you blow up now?😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Osama😀 😀 😀

 

[rajee]

😀 You found him, when George W. Bush and the army couldn't. I think that is great for you and hillarious for George W. Bush.😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

He was easy to spot, I simply walked into the capital of Pakistan and shouted, "BIN LADEN IS A BIG SISSY MAN!!!!!" He immediatly stood up to protest, so I blew him up. Very messy.

 

[rajee]

😀 ha ha ha ha I can imagine so.😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Then the holy men mobbed me, declaring me a devil and generally being annoying. (All religions holy men do this, I'm not discriminating.) Soooo, I blew them up too.😀 😀 The crowd dispersed after that.😀 😀

 

[rajee]

Haven't you heard blowing up holy men will send you to hell.