First off, let me say that this is just a joke and its not a personal attack on any female here.
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could
> > go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out
> > in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
> > attributes as you ascended.
> >
> > The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
> you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a
> > floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,
> > never to return.
> > A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find
> > some husbands...
> >
> > First floor
> >
> > The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
> > kids."
> >
> > The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than
> > not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's
> > further up?"
> >
> >
> > So up they went.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Second floor
>
> > The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
> > and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies,
> > "But, I wonder what's further up?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Third floor
> >
> > This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
> > extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
> > housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But
> > there was another floor, so further up they went.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Fourth floor
> > This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying
> > jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
> > housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy
> > me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us
> > further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Fifth floor
> > The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
> > only to prove that women are f*cking impossible to please.
> > The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the
> > stairs."
