Random Banter Thread 4

[TheChameleon]

*happy dance*

Excess wins!

 

[TKLVR181]

Heheh, I was prepared for this. *presses a button on my belt, and the rafters suddenly speed away from our location while lowering*

Ok then, time to get down a bit. *lets him down on top of the pillars, then detaches and jumps on top of pillars myself*

:wooha: Whooooooo-Whoaaaaaa!! *nearly loses balance completely, then regains composure, does a backflip onto one of the rapidly disappearing pillars near the two*

Sorry Ex, I'm not that easily foiled! :tounge:

 

[Excess]

But you will be. *reaches into jacket and pull out a mechanical hand* heheheh...

 

[TheChameleon]

*pulls out a darkwing duck-esque (what? i can't use another thread as an Idea?) gas-gun, and shoots it at Karen*

"Suck gas, evildoer!"

 

[TKLVR181]

But you will be. *reaches into jacket and pull out a mechanical hand* heheheh...

*smirks* And what are you planning to do with that? Cham's between us! :tounge:

 

[TKLVR181]

*pulls out a darkwing duck-esque (what? i can't use another thread as an Idea?) gas-gun, and shoots it at Karen*

"Suck gas, evildoer!"

*sighs and pulls out a gasmask*

 

[TheChameleon]

tou'che!

 

[Excess]

*smirks* And what are you planning to do with that? Cham's between us! :tounge:

Oh, y'know. *activates the hand, and it stretches, avoiding Cham and reaches you, then starts poking her off of the pillar* Oh, and just so you know, it may be strong enough to withstand some punishment and poke good, but it's not strong enough for you to run over the top of it or in any way ever be on top of it. 😛

 

[TheChameleon]

*thinks about using excess as a permanant body guard.*

"So... Yeah, where'd you buy that at, Excess?"

 

[TKLVR181]

Oh, y'know. *activates the hand, and it stretches, avoiding Cham and reaches you, then starts poking her off of the pillar* Oh, and just so you know, it may be strong enough to withstand some punishment and poke good, but it's not strong enough for you to run over the top of it or in any way ever be on top of it. 😛

EEP EEP HEheey! Tickling? That's just unspeakably dirty pool!!! 😛

*grabs the wrist of the hand and jerks it forwards, throwing Ex completely off-balance*

 

[Excess]

*thinks about using excess as a permanant body guard.*

"So... Yeah, where'd you buy that at, Excess?"

LoL, well I've already got one client.

And I get those from.....well, let's just say I have certain...connections that may be frowned upon by some. 😉

EEP EEP HEheey! Tickling? That's just unspeakably dirty pool!!! 😛

*grabs the wrist of the hand and jerks it forwards, throwing Ex completely off-balance*

In other words, like something you would do.

Woww *quickly taps shoes together, causing spikes to shoot down into the pillar, effectively locking me in place* Nice try sweety. :tounge: *sets hand to poke her belly*

 

[TKLVR181]

LoL, well I've already got one client.

And I get those from.....well, let's just say I have certain...connections that may be frowned upon by some. 😉



In other words, like something you would do.

Woww *quickly taps shoes together, causing spikes to shoot down into the pillar, effectively locking me in place* Nice try sweety. :tounge: *sets hand to poke her belly*

I should probably point out that I'M said client, Cam😛

And hey, what're you...whohehehheheheheHEHHEHECUT THAHAHT OUT DAHAHMMIT!! *stumbles but doesn't fall*

 

[TheChameleon]

hehehe... *starts climbing aronud on the pillar, climbing down the side, around a bit, and right back up top where Excess is...*

 

[Excess]

I should probably point out that I'M said client, Cam😛

And hey, what're you...whohehehheheheheHEHHEHECUT THAHAHT OUT DAHAHMMIT!! *stumbles but doesn't fall*

Or so she likes to think anyway. 😛

And no! *sets hand to tickle, causing it to go to town on her tummy* Go ahead and fall! There's a bed and stuff right below you, so you'll be fine.

 

[TKLVR181]

Or so she likes to think anyway. 😛

And no! *sets hand to tickle, causing it to go to town on her tummy* Go ahead and fall! There's a bed and stuff right below you, so you'll be fine.

gaAAHAHAH! WAHHAHAT, SO YOU CAHAHN CUHUFF ME OHOHN IT? DOHON'T THINK SO!! *leaps backwards onto the next pillar over, out of his reach*

 

[Excess]

gaAAHAHAH! WAHHAHAT, SO YOU CAHAHN CUHUFF ME OHOHN IT? DOHON'T THINK SO!! *leaps backwards onto the next pillar over, out of his reach*

Errr...now why would I do that? Wrong thread, dear. 😛

 

[TKLVR181]

Errr...now why would I do that? Wrong thread, dear. 😛

Uh-huh, like you'd pay that aaaaany attention :tounge:

 

[Excess]

Uh-huh, like you'd pay that aaaaany attention :tounge:

Of course I would. Just who do you take me for exactly?

 

[TKLVR181]

Of course I would. Just who do you take me for exactly?

The bully, of course :tounge: *flips safely onto the ground*

 

[Excess]

The bully, of course :tounge: *flips safely onto the ground*

Me, more of a bully than you? HA!

 

[TKLVR181]

Me, more of a bully than you? HA!

Ah, but I never take an unwilling 'lee. I just wait 'til somebody annoys me. You get out your big metal hand-thingy and attack me 😛

 

[Excess]

Ah, but I never take an unwilling 'lee. I just wait 'til somebody annoys me. You get out your big metal hand-thingy and attack me 😛

So? I don't either, except I don't use the "I just wait 'til somebody annoys me." excuse. 😛 And you were attacking Cham, who seems to have vanished now, and he came to me for help. So I decided to be the good samaritan.

 

[TKLVR181]

So? I don't either, except I don't use the "I just wait 'til somebody annoys me." excuse. 😛 And you were attacking Cham, who seems to have vanished now, and he came to me for help. So I decided to be the good samaritan.

I was not attacking Cham, I was helping him not cry!! I'm innocent!!! (A)!!!!!!!!

Good Samaritan my butt, you're supposed to be my Officer in Charge of Saftey or whatever!! Sammi and I will have you disbarred!! :tounge:

 

[Excess]

I was not attacking Cham, I was helping him not cry!! I'm innocent!!! (A)!!!!!!!!

Good Samaritan my butt, you're supposed to be my Officer in Charge of Saftey or whatever!! Sammi and I will have you disbarred!! :tounge:

Yeah yeah, sure...

And I'm the Officer in Charge of Saftey? Cuz I'm pretty sure I'd be something else, and I'm more hers than yours anyway. :tounge:

 

[TKLVR181]

Yeah yeah, sure...

And I'm the Officer in Charge of Saftey? Cuz I'm pretty sure I'd be something else, and I'm more hers than yours anyway. :tounge:

Hey, I hired you, she just gave you the title!!!