The alphabetical i do not thread

[Jason Reborn]

I do not overly parade around with feathers, twirling them by their quills.

 

[milagros317]

I do not really royally ruthlessly ruin raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I do not sink submerged Swedish submarines. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I do not timidly tentatively tell terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

swim in my underwear underwater in Uruguay.

 

[milagros317]

I do not vault various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

waddle in the water in Washington.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not xerox images of my naughty bits. 😈

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

paint yellow lines on highways.

 

[drewskee]

I do not zip up my jacket if it's hot out.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not alienate other people's views, I embrace them

 

[milagros317]

I do not boastfully blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not counterfeit my love of dogs, eagles, ferrets, gerbils, horses, iguanas, jackals, kangaroos, lions, monkeys, newts, ostriches, parrots, quails, rabbits, sharks, tigers, unicorns, vultures, and Walruses...nor do I xerox pics of their young's zany habbits and manuerisms 😀

 

[drewskee]

Well....

I do not always bring corn dogs every fucking goddamn hour I jump-kick large monkey nuts or puny, quiet runts, shit-talking under Volkswagens while Xeroxing your zits.

I should win an award for that sentence.

 

[Bugman]

I do not boastfully blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

I do not castigate cautious cowardly Canadians. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

Well....

I do not always bring corn dogs every fucking goddamn hour I jump-kick large monkey nuts or puny, quiet runts, shit-talking under Volkswagens while Xeroxing your zits.

I should win an award for that sentence.

And the Award For Best Sentenced Post in the "Alphabetical I Do NOT" Thread Goes To.....*opens up envelope, reads it with a big smile on face*


D R E W S K E E ! ! !

*PRE-RECORDED APPLAUSE*

 

[milagros317]

Well....

I do not always bring corn dogs every fucking goddamn hour I jump-kick large monkey nuts or puny, quiet runts, shit-talking under Volkswagens while Xeroxing your zits.

I should win an award for that sentence.

^ That is a great sentence, but back to one letter at a time.

I do not detain devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I do not entertain enormous eclectic eccentric Eskimos often.😀

 

[milagros317]

I do not fiercely fight fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food from Finland's lakes very often. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......

grow giant green grapes in Greenland.

 

[milagros317]

I do not hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I do not invest in improbable inventions. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I do not jump out of airplanes, as a matter of principle.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

fly kites in thunderstorms in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

I do not lovingly lingeringly lick lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish that I did so. 😀