The alphabetical i do not thread

[Jason Reborn]

I do not molest malaysian monkeys more than malicious mousey muskrats 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not do naked aerobics.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not oppose the idea of women doing naked aerobics 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not plan on proposing to my boyfriend, but I'm not opposed to it either. 😉

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not question TicklingNemesis's reasons for wanting to propose to the guy...he's quite a catch...as I have heard...from somewhere....don't ask me 😀

 

[milagros317]

I do not timidly tentatively tell terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not..........

swim underwater in my underwear in Utah.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not validate parking at the store that I work at.

 

[drewskee]

I do not whistle well while walking to my wonderful workplace.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

play an xylophone.

 

[drewskee]

I do not yell in my sleep, as far as I know.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not zap anyone with a stun gun for fun.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not apprehend amazon apes who go bananas whenever they see TicklingNemesis bend over 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not prank call people in Japan.

 

[drewskee]

I do not drop my pants in public. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not write erotica.

 

[Bugman]

I do not fry frogs. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not grate cheese for a living. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not hate anyone.

 

[drewskee]

I do not imitate people for a living. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not juggle.

 

[Bugman]

I do not kick kangaroos in the arse.😀

 

[milagros317]

I do not lovingly lingeringly lick lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish that I did. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not molest strangers.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not nitpick at every little thing