The alphabetical i do not thread

[drewskee]

I do not open packages that aren't addressed to me.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

parachute out of airplanes but I am known here as:




PARACARL44.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not question my wife's intentions

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not read nonfictions.

 

[milagros317]

I do not slowly solidly soundly spank seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I do not tell tall tales to troubled Turks. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I do not unintentionally underestimate unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not validate parking at the store. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not wish upon falling stars, blowing out birthday candles, or plucking out my eyelashes 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not Xerox my junk. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

paint yellow lines on highways.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not have a pet zebra.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not own an alligator

 

[drewskee]

I do not bathe in honey.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

have any cantaloupe in the refrigerator right now.

 

[drewskee]

I do not dump my garbage out the window.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......................

eat elephant ears.

 

[drewskee]

I do not fuck frogs. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I do not use axle grease for cooking.😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not hump horses. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not include ageplay into my tickling games cause that's just gross and one step closure to being a pedophile

 

[drewskee]

I do not jack off at work. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not kill kinky kittens

 

[milagros317]

I do not lovingly lingeringly lick Lucy Lawless' luscious lovely long legs and her gorgeous bare soles, but I wish that I did. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not..........

want to visit Mongolia.