The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any....................

steaks sizzling on the grill.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any turtles swimming in my bathtub. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any underwear on 😉

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.....................

velvet handcuffs.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any wavy or straight hair to brush or have tease my entire body lol

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any X-rays of my teeth to look at here. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any young of my own...and probably never will

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any....................

zebras in my backyard.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any angry apes agitated and/or aggrivated at me

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any beavers building a dam in my bathroom. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any cats licking milk off my soles and toes at the moment xD

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.......................

dogs.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Easter eggs.

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any..........................

farting frogs in my furnace room.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any giraffes in my apartment which is fortunate because the ceilings are only 8 feet tall. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.....................

horses.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any iguanas in my apartment and I don't want any either. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any jackals or jaguars tickling my bound body with their tails

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.....................

kites flying, even though it is a windy day.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any luck

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any monkeys packed into a barrel to have fun with. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any national holidays named after me

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any ostriches trying to kick me. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any puzzles to solve...save for the ones that I create 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.................

quicksand on my property.