The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any rabbits, nor do I have enough rabbits to open a petting zoo lol

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any snakes curled up under my bed. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any female ticklers tickling my toes with the ends of their long, beautiful hair

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Ugandan relatives.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any vipers curled up under my bed. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any warts or other unsightly sores/marks on my body

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any X-ray machines and I don't need any either. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any yearnings or cravings for any food right now...I just ate 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any zebras hiding in my bathroom. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any awesome and amazing jokes to tell right now

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any birds flying over my head now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any crackers or any kind of snack to eat right now

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any dogs that need to be walked right now because I don't have any dogs at all. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any electric eels swimming around in my next door neighbor's pool

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any foxes sleeping in my bathroom now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any goats aimed at my neighbor's tied feet with a pot of honey and a basting brush

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any horses grazing in Central Park now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any ice to make an igloo in my backyard

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any jaguars hunting me now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any killer whales swimming in my bathtub 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any lions hunting me either. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any monkeys flinging poo at me...or Milagros either

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any nincompoops yelling at me now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any obstacles standing in my way

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any parrots but Kered does. 😀