The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever given Jessica Alba flowers.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever said Hello to Jessica Alba in person

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever invited Jessica Alba to my home.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever judged Jessica Alba on her looks alone.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kissed Jessica Alba's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever listened to Jessica Alba proclaim her love for me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever met Jessica Alba. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed Jessica Alba checking me out.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened Jessica Alba's mail.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever given Jessica Alba a Pedicure

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever quizzed Jessica Alba on multivariable calculus.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever run away from Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever sat on Jessica Alba's lap.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever touched Jessica Alba (at least while I was awake).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever undressed Jessica Alba with my own hands.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever visited Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever wished anything bad to happen to Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Jessica Alba's foot.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yanked on Jessica Alba's hair.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zeroed out my feelings for Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever asked Jessica Alba to allow me to worship her feet.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever bought Jessica Alba a ring.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever caught Jessica Alba in a big net.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever doubted my feelings for Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever evaded a kiss from Jessica Alba.