The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever entered Jessica Alba's home.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fought with Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever grabbed Jessica Alba's breasts.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever hurried Jessica Alba to leave me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever interrogated Jessica Alba about her sex life.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever judged Jessica Alba for not loving me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kissed Jessica Alba's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever let Jessica Alba take advantage of me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever marked Jessica Alba's birthday party on my calendar.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed Jessica Alba noticing me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened Jessica Alba's mail.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever pictured Jessica Alba with me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever quizzed Jessica Alba on multivariable calculus.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever run from Jessica Alba.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever sat next to Jessica Alba

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever tickled Jessica Alba's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I understood Jessica Alba (or any other woman).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever ventured into Jessica Alba's bedroom.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever worried Jessica Alba was falling in love with me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed Jessica Alba's love letters and sold the copies. 😱

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yearned for Jessica Alba to be with me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway with Jessica Alba in a BMW at 100mph.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever angered Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever brushed Jessica Alba's hair for her.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever created a scene trying to get Jessica Alba's attention.