The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever dropped a brick on Jessica Alba's toes. 😱

 

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Never have I ever eloped with Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever frowned at Jessica Alba.

 

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Never have I ever grabbed Jessica Alba's butt.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever hid from Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever intended for Jessica Alba to fall in love with me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped away from Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever kissed Jessica Alba's face.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever listened to Jessica Alba complain about men.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever married Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed Jessica Alba staring at me (but it's possible she was and I was just oblivious to it).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened Jessica Alba's mail.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever petitioned to be Jessica Alba's boyfriend.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever questioned Jessica Alba's talent as an actress.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever run over Jessica Alba with my car.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever seen Jessica Alba naked.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever touched Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever undressed Jessica Alba with my own hands.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever volunteered to be Jessica Alba's hair stylist.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever wandered into Jessica Alba's bedroom accidentally on purpose.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Jessica Alba's knee.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yanked on Jessica Alba's hair.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zeroed out my bank account on Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever asked Jessica Alba for a date.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever bought Jessica Alba jewelry.