The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever crawled to Jessica Alba's feet, but I would love to do so.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever doubted Jessica Alba's love for me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever entered Jessica Alba's bedroom.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever forgotten Jessica Alba's name.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever groped Jessica Alba's breasts.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever hurried Jessica Alba to leave me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever invaded Jessica Alba's bedroom.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever judged Jessica Alba without knowing her.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kissed Jessica Alba's feet.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever listened to Jessica Alba complain to me about Mils.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever missed a date with Jessica Alba (because I have never had one to miss). 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed Jessica Alba looking at me (probably because she hasn't).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened Jessica Alba's mail.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever pretended that I don't find Jessica Alba to be beautiful.

 

[Edge]

Hey Mils...what if we picked a topic each time we reached and finished "Z" like Jessica Alba (a person), The Vatican (a place), or ice cream (a thing). The person who finishes with Z picks the next topic to start off with A and we carry that until we reach Z? And then start with a new topic? Just thought it might be interesting.

 

[milagros317]

Hey Mils...what if we picked a topic each time we reached and finished "Z" like Jessica Alba (a person), The Vatican (a place), or ice cream (a thing). The person who finishes with Z picks the next topic to start off with A and we carry that until we reach Z? And then start with a new topic? Just thought it might be interesting.

Sounds like a good idea to me. 😀

Never have I ever quizzed Jessica Alba about multivariable calculus.

 

[Edge]

Sounds like a good idea to me. 😀

Never have I ever quizzed Jessica Alba about multivariable calculus.

Never have I ever retired from loving Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever snatched Jessica Alba's purse.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever thought Jessica Alba was looking at me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever understood Jessica Alba (or any other woman).

 

[camble4eva]

Never have I ever verified someone's ID

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever worked for Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Jessica Alba's knee.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yanked on Jessica Alba's hair.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zipped Jessica Alba's pants up after removing them. Ok...with the new rule the person who does the "Z" picks the next topic (not Jessica Alba)...Person, Place, or Thing. I'm going to pick "summer" as the topic.