The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever faked my feelings for Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever grabbed Jessica Alba's breast.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever hugged Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever invited Jessica Alba to a gathering.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever judged Jessica Alba for not loving me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kissed Jessica Alba's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever listened to Jessica Alba sing.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever marched in a parade with Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed Jessica Alba's elbows.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened Jessica Alba's mail.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever positioned myself as Jessica Alba's boyfriend.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever questioned Jessica Alba about multivariable calculus.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever run away from Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever sat on Jessica Alba's lap.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever touched Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever understood why Jessica Alba has a thread of her own here. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever voted for Jessica Alba to be President.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever winked at Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

[Never have I ever yanked on Jessica Alba's toes.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zipped Jessica Alba's lip by telling her to be quiet.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever angered Jessica Alba by stalking her.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever borrowed money from Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever criticized Jessica Alba's movies.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever Dared to ask Jessica Alba if I could tickle her feet