The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[milagros317]

You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...............

hiding your quarters in quart jars.

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not sweetly singing Swedish songs. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.........................

tickling twenty two tiny Turkish ticklish twins.

 

[milagros317]

You are not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not vain. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...................

washing windows in Washington.

 

[milagros317]

You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not yelling at anyone. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not............

feeding the zebras at the zoo.

 

[milagros317]

You are not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not a bug. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.....................

delivering donuts in Denmark.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not evil. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not growing marijuana in your backyard.

 

[milagros317]

You are not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not insane. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not......................

flying a kite in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..........................

mooning anybody.

 

[milagros317]

You are not naked nor nearly naked now. 😀