The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not singing Spanish songs. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not......

tickling anybody at this moment.

 

[milagros317]

You are not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.....................

planning a trip to Venezuela.

 

[milagros317]

You are not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not xenophobic.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.........................

painting your house yellow.

 

[milagros317]

You are not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not................

about to have a chance to start this alphabet thread over again.

 

[milagros317]

You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not chasing cougars. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not deliberately detaining devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not eating eels. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not growing marijuana. 😛

 

[ticklishangel52]

you are not HOPPING

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not inside an igloo. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not kissing a frog. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not married.

 

[milagros317]

You are not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not outside.

 

[milagros317]

You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[Angel77]

You are not Queen Elizabeth. 😛