The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[milagros317]

You are not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[Angel77]

You are not stupid. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[gigglegal76]

You are not under an elephant

 

[milagros317]

You are not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[gigglegal76]

You are not wandering the streets this evening

 

[milagros317]

You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[gigglegal76]

You are not yelling to the top of your lungs

 

[milagros317]

You are not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not angry at anyone. 😛

 

[Pokey]

You are not

birthing a beautiful bouncing baby baboon

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...................

calling your cousin in Colorado.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not dancing naked.

 

[milagros317]

You are eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Featherly]

You are eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

^wrong thread^

You are NOT eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enourmous Egyptian electric eels for dinner....or for any meal, for that matter xD

 

[milagros317]

You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[Pokey]

You are not the Galloping Gourmet

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not a hippie. 😛

 

[milagros317]

You are not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...................

jumping over jugs in Jacksonville.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not kicking an animal.

 

[milagros317]

You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.............

making mud pies in Mississippi.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not naked nor nearly naked now. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not......

opening a can of pickled octopus.