The BEST movie lines ever

[the_jimmy_james]

Bustin' out the Geekdom here.

From Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country. Captain Kirk's REAL last adventure (Not that shitty "Generations" that came out a few years later.)

I can see you, Kirk.

Chang.

Can you see me? Oh, now be honest, Captain, warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be? No peace in our time. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends.

 

[melanie2]

"Fill your hands you son of a bitch" John Wayne in "True Grit"

 

[TickleTheater]

There is one from Watchmen that's pretty good. I'll stick to Tropic Thunder since it's not still in Theaters.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hJY32vaD4I"]YouTube - Tropic Thunder - I'm a lead farmer mothafucka![/ame]

 

[Frost King]

I'd have to say i'll be back from the terminator movies and get out also from the terminator movies

 

[Gray]

Here a very of my all time favourites

"Your gonna regret that for the rest of your life.....both seconds of it"
Stallone - Demolition Man

"Doctor, Surely you can tell me"
"I can't tell you...and don't call me Shirley"
Leslie Nelson - Airplane

"Oh, pardon me for breathing, with I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to mention it, Oh GOD I'M SO DEPRESSED"

and

"Would you like me to sit in the corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing"
Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Original)

"I will not call on you as the world is a more interesting place with you in it. I would love to stay and chat......but I'm having an old friend for dinner......goodbye"
Anthony Hopkins - Silence of the Lambs

And how did you all miss

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!"

 

[J.Apolo6541]

"There can be only one !"
Highlander

"Victim's, Aren't we all"
The Crow

 

[kered]

Carl Denham "...some big hard boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and BANG... he cracks up and goes sappy. Better cut it out, Jack!

Jack "Who's going sappy?"

Carl Denham " Never seen it to fail......"

From the original King Kong

 

[Jeebusaurus]

some more

hows about:


"Caw caw!! Bang!! Fuck, I'm dead!!"



"You look like a derranged Easter Bunny."



"You used all the glue on purpose!!"



"This, is my BOOMSTICK!!"



"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"



"Come here little fly. I'm not going to hurt you. All i want is YOUR LIFE!!"



go ahead and gnaw on those for a bit. see if you can guess 'em.

 

[melanie2]

From Stripes "Lighten up, Francis" could be the motto for a few people i know..

 

[Gray]

hows about:


"Caw caw!! Bang!! Fuck, I'm dead!!"



"You look like a derranged Easter Bunny."



"You used all the glue on purpose!!"



"This, is my BOOMSTICK!!"



"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"



"Come here little fly. I'm not going to hurt you. All i want is YOUR LIFE!!"



go ahead and gnaw on those for a bit. see if you can guess 'em.

1. The Crow
2. A Christmas Story
3. A Christmas Story
4. ??
5. Donnie Darka
6. ??
7. ??

 

[Slaver123]

The BEST AND WORST movie line ever is John Barrowman from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon..... "Whadda you say I . . . . take you home and eat your pussy?"

I'm serious, you MUST look it up on Youtube, and READ PEOPLE's REVIEWS, they're beyond hilarious!

(It MUST be taken in context for full effect- John B is total flaming gay gay GAY!! This line was ad-libbed to make the actress laugh, and some doofus left it in the movie!! He's one of the biggest stars in British TV, and this was some low budget piece-of-crap movie he did before he was famous. There's a second great line from this same movie...)

 

[Slaver123]

But Bruce's "Boomstick" line is a close second...

 

[Slaver123]

More favorites>>>>>

"From Hell's heart I spit at thee..." or any other Khan rant

"Sound off like you got a pair! Maggot!" or anything R Lee Ermey says on screen (or in real life)

"Dave" 2001

Predator 2 is a goldmine- pretty much every line from the movie
"It's Voodoo magic- F--kin voodoo magic Mon!" (I have this as a ringtone)
"You can't see the eyes of the demon...until he come calling" (this too)
"The lions, the tigers, the bears; oh my" (Busey's worst line ever)
"Want some candy?" (The Predator's best line ever)

The Frighteners- "Got me a score of 12 sir, that's one more than Starkweather" (Jake Busey when asked why he mass-murdered 12 people) (yet another ringtone for me)

"Only priests and fools do squander life with thoughts of death"
(Sean Connery as the Green Knight from Sword of the Valiant)

"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"- one of many classics from Dr Strangelove

"A British Tar is a soaring soul..." as sung by Data, Worf and Piccard in Insurrection

"I have not come through fire and death to banty crooked words with a witless worm" Gandalf to Grima Wormtongue, the 2 Towers (believe me, I get chills at this scene every time!! This is where G delivers Theoden from Saruman's spell...Awesome awesome scene!)

and of course---

"Kneel before Zod!!!"

....and Every single utterance from Monty Python's Holy Grail!!!!

 

[wheelertickler]

He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money!
A Knight's Tale 🙂
*Turns to BigNorm and says about his thread* good thinking Batman!
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